Transportation: Today, I learned that chivalry truly is dead when a seemingly...

By Username - 09/05/2011 07:38

Today, I learned that chivalry truly is dead when a seemingly fit man pushed me into a door to get a seat on the train before me. My leg is in a cast. FML

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By a hex upon your anus, sir - 25/05/2013 16:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I got on the subway with a broken leg. A kind woman stood up and offered me her seat. Before I could sit down, a guy shoved past me and took it for himself. The woman and I pointed out my cast and crutches, and asked him to give up the seat. He responded by flipping us off. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2011 05:49 - United States

Today, I held a door open for my boyfriend and jokingly said, "Chivalry is dead?" He responded with, "Who's chivalry?" FML

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By myleghurts - 12/11/2012 06:50 - Australia - Strathfield

Today, on my way to school, I was shouted at by an obnoxious businessman for sitting down on the train when a "full fare paying passenger" was standing. I would normally have given him the seat straight away, except I have a broken leg. I showed him my leg and crutches. He still made me get up. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2011 17:26 - United States

Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML

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By News-print Face Kate - 18/07/2012 16:37 - United Kingdom

Today, a man slapped me in the face with his newspaper because I didn't get out of his way fast enough at the train station. I guess he didn't notice I was on crutches. FML

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By JD - 02/02/2009 17:23 - United States

Today, I went out on a date with a girl for the first time. I opened her car door for her and then slammed her leg in it upon closing. She will be in a cast for 6 weeks. FML

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By JohnBlack - 12/06/2012 03:56 - United States

Today, I was told off for not holding the door open for a woman behind me at work. Yesterday I was informed that chivalry is offensive to women, as it implies that they are not equal to men. I can't win. FML

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By gimpy - 04/01/2012 16:55 - United States

Today, I had to cut short my New Year's resolution of going to the gym daily, when the meathead next to me dropped some heavy weights, which bounced and landed on my foot. I'm sitting at home in a cast. FML

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By Noname - 15/03/2009 03:56 - United States

Today, I ran for the train that was about to leave. I tried to hold the doors open with my leg and got stuck. The conductor just yelled out how unbelievable and ridiculous I was and waited 2 minutes to finally release me. Everyone was laughing at me. FML

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Broke

By candidcripple - 30/12/2013 05:57 - United States

Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML

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Cobra731 0

Monday 9 May 2011 16:15

I woulda just kicked him in the back of the head with my good leg if I were you.

ArmedcrackerR6 8

Monday 9 May 2011 16:15

you didn't know it was every man for himself?

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F14Shado 0

Monday 9 May 2011 21:51

he was probably in the beautiful people club. you aren't, and therefore are a second class citizen.

lolmyendoff456 7

Monday 9 May 2011 22:06

WTF that doesn't mean he couldn't have opened the door for her instead of being a total jerk about it and rush by ... you're looking at this situation completely wrong -_-

miz66independent 1

Sunday 11 September 2011 7:59

Fam guy reference.

harbqll 0

Monday 9 May 2011 22:17

You women said you wanted sexual equality. congrats, you got it.

knockoutmouse 8

Monday 9 May 2011 22:39

And being shoved out of the way when you're already visibly injured relates to equality how, exactly? Dumbass.

EvilDave 13

Tuesday 10 May 2011 4:46

Simple, he treated her like a guy.

ananymous__1337 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 23:53

If i saw a guy in a cast walking slowly id pass him or push him out of the way to get my bitchin' as **** next to the window first out the door no one sitting next to me seat. Id do the same to a woman, why? Cause this is America where everyone is equal!

kronosa 0

Monday 9 May 2011 22:27

maybe you're just ugly...or he thought you looked like a bitch... you kinda sound like one lol

sbjess 8

Monday 9 May 2011 22:44

What a douchenozzle! I think you would have been justified to shove your cane down his throat our break it across his face...since shoving you seems to be the only language he understands

iPreCize 0

Monday 9 May 2011 23:00

you should have kicked him in the back of the knee hard enough to buckle his leg an dis locate it

kab161 3

Monday 9 May 2011 23:09

ok question...are you saying that your leg was already in a cast? or that his actions put your leg in a cast? little confused on that one. I immediately thought it was the 2nd one but a previous post said the 1st one so not quite sure...

NaoPudding 8

Tuesday 10 May 2011 5:00

I wondered the same thing. I think the OP probably had the cast before though.

iPreCize 0

Monday 9 May 2011 23:11

there are rights an majority of guyz that like dick well treat girls like shit, no curtesy in this world. He probably running late for something so he probably thought he owns everything so people like them deserve to be late just like people on the freeway speeding to get to work on time that's why I well get in the fast lane an drive as fast as the car next to me an listen to him honk his horn for me to move or get of his way sorry punk not in a hurry so tail gate all u want...