By Anonymous - 30/08/2011 14:12 - United States

Today, I learned that I have the balls to base jump and skydive, but I still can't ask out the hot girl working at the pub. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 689
You deserved it 8 544

Same thing different taste

Comments

Just ask her of she say ya great if not it ain't like ur ganna die

talktomandybaby 8

I don't understand anything you were just trying to say sir.......

dd809 9

Me either. A lot of people apparently have grammar issues.

* just ask her , IF she says yes , great , if not , it aint like you GONNA die anyways * GET IT NOW ? This dude has serious grammer issues XP

FlyingLazerWALRU 0

Don't worry bro. Almost every other guy in the world has that same problem.

You might have the balls to do all that freaky stuff, but they aren't attached to your heart strings which could get broken if she says no!! "Dutch courage" man - she works at the pub, so you're halfway there; hit the shots, then take a shot at asking her - worst that will happen is she'll say no (or you might get slapped:| ) Good luck!!!!

skyttlz 32

Agreed. I've submitted better FML's that aren't like this.

This is what my fml was rejected for? I've seen this fml numerous times. I hate you all.

FajitaFreak 3

It sound so simple and logical, doesn't it? What's the worst that can happen? She says no? Unfortunately that's not how your mind plays it out in the moment. It's not something you can control, so I am annoyed at people who insult others who can't do it. I've asked out girls before, it's not too difficult. The difficult part is going in for the first kiss. That's far more stressful than even skydiving.

Tell her you like jumping off dangerous things for fun and in the morning you'd like to jump off of her. then smirk like you know she's not wearing underwear and like you own the world. if comes back with something playful then its on. if she doesn't move on and take nothing any woman says personally.

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Or maybe he could be respectful?

Instead of like the stereotypical douchebag?

misssscarter21 1

I would never talk to somebody if they started Avon reassign like this...

misssscarter21 1