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By sickness_sucks - 15/06/2012 06:19 - Canada - Abbotsford

Today, I learned that if you're going to use vicks vapor rub for a cold, you should remember to wash your hands before changing your tampon. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2022 05:01

Today, I'm sick with a fever, and on my cycle I was too tired and forgot to change my tampon, and ended up putting another one in. I woke up to go to the bathroom and ended up pulling two out. FML

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By InsertPopcicle - 22/11/2013 06:53 - United States

Today, I forgot I left my tampons in a grocery bag packed with food that I put into the fridge. I realized two hours later while frantically looking for a tampon. I'm still cold down there. FML

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Today, my girlfriend helped me apply liquid bandaid over an open wound. Unfortunately, she grabbed the liquid wart remover instead. FML

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By BroadcitySF - 28/02/2016 03:42 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was mugged while changing my tampon. The mugger took everything, including the fresh tampon. FML

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ILoveFluttershy 3

Friday 15 June 2012 12:45

I think the fact that you have a cold while in your period sucks enough.

yoursucklives 36

Friday 15 June 2012 12:42

i can only imagine the pain. i'm sorry for you and your burning ******!

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XxHoPPoxX 8

Friday 15 June 2012 12:55

I guess you were just to " carefree"

Kajol123 5

Friday 15 June 2012 18:55

To all those who don't get it, Carefree is a "feminine hygiene company" but I thought they only made pads?

what_ever2007 11

Friday 15 June 2012 19:37

Carefree is a brand of pantiliners -- they are made by the same company as Stayfree pads and o.b. tampons.

AlexM42 5

Friday 15 June 2012 21:34

*too

1crabbygirl 10

Friday 15 June 2012 12:57

Same goes for sig. other eating hot chicken wings then having dessert at the Y. Or chopping fresh peppers and then wiping.

MrFuzzles 5

Friday 15 June 2012 12:57

Bengay will take the burning sensation right out.

Sw33ttp13 1

Friday 15 June 2012 14:57

That's horrible man lol

what_ever2007 11

Friday 15 June 2012 19:39

From a woman who has done that after rubbing Bengay on her husband's back..... I still have to laugh at your joke! :P But dang....don't do it for real!!

MrFuzzles 5

Friday 15 June 2012 20:12

See? Ease up people, obviously I'm joking! Let's all rub each other with Bengay and have a jolly ol time!

what_ever2007 11

Friday 15 June 2012 20:18

Sounds fun!! :P lol

badmittonbeast22 4

Friday 15 June 2012 12:59

I can only imagine the pain you must have gone through. Sorry, OP.

Thisismypchere 8

Friday 15 June 2012 13:00

Oh man. When someone writes a short first comment people get mad that they waste the first comment, but when someone writes "first" you say that first comment isn't anything special?