This.

Oh my God, guys! Lets only accept FMLs about people dying, and make sure all the deaths are caused by utterly gruesome diseases!

And you clearly do not understand what this site is about or are a morbid freak. If this site was truly restricted to life ******* events and not humorous misfortune only disturbed people would visit. Maybe you should seek professional help.

You arrogant moron. There is more to life than have a military strength. And if a country fights it's own people, of course they are going to lose against themselves. And might I remind you that the French had successfully taken over Algeria. Also, we pretty much lost the Philippine War. And another thing, the French are kicking our butts in so many professions that we ought to give them more credit.

yea so how do you not lose in a war against yourself?

uh.. we lost algeria in 1964... and vietnam before you did but anyway military strength is not the important thing. we just dont get into war with every country we dont like. And be grateful for the help during independance war (just as we are for WW1 & 2). and for the statue of liberty... i'm not sure you deserve it so much... guantanamo, people who don't have money don't have the liberty to have access to healthcare... surely we have a lot of not so good stuff but france is not so bad. Not better or worse than US... just different.

Can you tell me please if the USA has ever win a war, exception made of WW1 and WW2 and with the russian help ?

NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT

you stupid ******* bitch. the USA is the best place in the whole fuckong world and just because you are jealous of how great we have it here doesn't mean u can hate on it. you should be thankful of how awesome it is.

Je suis d'accord avec toi... mais je pense que le français parisien a des expressions différents que ceux au Québec. Like, saying "je suis excitée que l'école commence" doesn't mean school gets you off when you say it in Montreal, but it very well might in France!

Oui, je le parle. It's better to use because it doesn't have the same sexual connotations, at least in Paris.

Use je suis enthousiaste.

From personal experience, people don't generally snicker when I say "je suis excite" (which tends to happen because my mothertongue is french but much of my schooling was done in english, where excited doesn't have that connotation) unless they are already known to have dirty minds to the point of it being annoying.

Ouais je viens de parler français pendant des années. significations France et le Québec peuvent être différentes. "Je suis Excite» peut signifier deux choses différentes.

There's another great one. In English, "I want to introduce you my friend so-and-so" A friend from the US tried to put that in French and said "Je veux vous introduire mon ami so-and-so." Which, if said that way, roughly translates in common french/slang to "I want to take my friend and stick him up you ass." (Head first, one may wonder? XD) Sure, the word "introduction" with the same innocent meaning as as in English exists and people would realize you didn't mean to say anything bad and it was a language issue, but still, it makes for beautiful conversation openings. XD

LOL The link to the rules errors out!! That implies that THERE ARE NO RULES!!! FML mod FAIL!!

what link