By Anonymous - 05/01/2010 07:16 - United States

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Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML
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Lucky_Adi 0

has he been looking at gay ****?

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mattgotest2 0

He's obviously become obssesed and needs help. It's not necessarily you.

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pelley 0

maybe you aren't good enough, or he's tired of the same stuff try something new

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Cristaderzi 0

Yeah Lol Number 1 My thoughts Exactly! And regardless of the Gender or sex he's masturbating too he has some issues too work on of hes choosing **** over a real live human! I prefer **** because its safer than bars,clubs etc! IE Gwen Araujo,Mathew Schephard Brandon Teena Etc Fo examples! But hes NOT LGBT?! and he has a partner: YOU!!! Hence he has issues!!

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hockeyhouse 5

Yeah, what #10 said. He definately has a problem and it may have nothing to do with you.

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dacho 7

Hahaha you people crack me up xD So people who watch **** have a SERIOUS PROBLEM, and NEED PROFESSIONAL HELP? xDD It's obviously he's dating fugly bish, that's his only problem xD

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hockeyhouse 5

No moron, they have a problem when it interferes with their sex life (as in, choosing to whack off instead of having sex with his girlfriend).

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rasta_pasta 4

because you need professional help if you just don't really want to have sex with someone you don't enjoy it with/aren't attracted to any longer?

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22cute 17

Then why not move on? Yes, you need help if you cannot do that. Let the girl find a real man & a real life.

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Cartain 0

FYL, but also FHL. That's the curse of **** - you lose interest in the kinds of chicks that are actually willing to do you. Or so I've heard.

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saunder 0

i can only finish when im closing my eyes and imagine **** ;P

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Kickass89 0

Just know that it's not you because he probably watched **** and then got to comfortable and know likes **** more then the real thing. That's the downfall and also the funniest thing that happens to people who watch ****

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rasta_pasta 4

that's the problem right there, everyone assumes it's not her that's the problem. most people would rather have sex with a real person than watch ****, unless having sex with a real person is less pleasant than watching ****.

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Lqum26 0

Ya everyone needs to understand that she's probably fat and unattractive and that's why he'd rather watch **** than actually do it.

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