Miscellaneous: Today, I learned that several thousand people in my state got...

By ticketed - 28/08/2012 16:04 - United States - Bronx

Today, I learned that several thousand people in my state got tickets this month for driving and talking on the phone. My mom called to tell me this while I was driving. I'm now part of that statistic. Thanks, mom. FML

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By tramplily - 17/11/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 04:12 - United States

Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML

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By newdriver - 11/05/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my mom told me to follow her car closely to my aunt's house. I kept really close to her which caused me to get pulled over for tailgating. I explained everything to the cop so he went over to my mom to see if that was the truth. My mom said she didn't know me. I got a ticket. Thanks mom. FML

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By really_now - 26/04/2013 00:56 - United States - Reno

Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2010 14:16 - United States

Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML

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By MomStayOutOfTheCar - 04/08/2015 04:23 - United States

Today, I got a ticket for "suspicious driving" because my total shit of a mother kept tugging on the wheel to annoy me, and I still had to pay it. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML

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By asdfas - 18/09/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was at work when my mother texted me, "You take a nice picture." I replied, "What picture?" I then got a reply saying, "The one on your speeding ticket showing you going 73 in a 55 mph zone. You're even smiling." FML

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By annoyed - 10/02/2009 03:59 - United States

Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML

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By anon - 28/04/2012 14:31 - United States - Washougal

Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML

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trqskq 14

Tuesday 28 August 2012 22:56

Your mother didn't make you pick up the phone whilst you were driving though. YDI.

Pelvispresley 8

Tuesday 28 August 2012 22:56

You shouldn't have picked up the phone. YDI

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daps29 11

Wednesday 29 August 2012 0:00

Great name relation :P

ashleyjtravis 3

Wednesday 29 August 2012 0:04

You answered, your fault

Pikachu17 13

Wednesday 29 August 2012 0:09

You didn't have to answer

SooperSuper 2

Wednesday 29 August 2012 0:21

Sure she did not call you by purpose. Is you're fault you answer the phone, thank yourself.

Keep_It_Hot99 8

Wednesday 29 August 2012 0:22

Shouldn't have answered the phone. Endless lectures from Mom are free. Parking tickets you have to pay for.

Evilpirate 10

Wednesday 29 August 2012 0:23

Friendly tip: Don't pick up next time. ;)

mahli08 6

Wednesday 29 August 2012 0:31

That's your fault for answering. YDI

BadKitty14 7

Wednesday 29 August 2012 0:41

YDI for actually picking up the phone.

KelseyDaBoyz 21

Wednesday 29 August 2012 1:00

Oh the irony.

sweetmama88 6

Wednesday 29 August 2012 1:01

Omg you shouldn't have answered the phone , but then again it might have been important , so I think the both of you should pay for that ticket .

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