Money: Today, I learned the true meaning of "throwing money down the...

By GrumpyBunny - 28/03/2016 07:27 - United States - Marysville

Today, I learned the true meaning of "throwing money down the toilet" when pulling my pants up, somehow my $100 Easter money fell out of my pocket mid flush. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2016 13:45 - Maldives

Today, while using the bathroom I gave the toilet a courtesy flush, only for it to overflow and soak my pants. That would've been bad enough even if I hadn't been at work, with five hours left on my shift and no change of clothes. FML

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By PeedMom - 16/03/2018 09:00 - United States - Cedar Bluff

Today, I had to pee really badly. I rushed to the bathroom, pulled down my pants, and sat on the toilet. After a few seconds of peeing, I realized I had only pulled down my pants. Not my underpants. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2012 21:08 - United States - Nutley

Today, I realized I'd put on my shirt on inside out, so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off, I accidentally dropped it in the toilet. FML

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By Pimaan - 26/10/2011 16:14 - United States

Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML

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By TooQuick - 27/04/2016 12:19 - Mozambique - Maputo

Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML

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By Lostring - 02/07/2018 20:30

Today, I was fiddling with a ring my aunt hand made me, accidentally slipping it off, and dropped it in the toilet. Like an idiot, I scrambled to get it out only for my bending over to activate the automatic flush. FML

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By ripped - 11/04/2009 06:10 - Canada

Today, I saw a dime on the ground. When I bent down to pick it up, my $80 dollar pants ripped. FML

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By pantydropper - 17/04/2013 19:01 - United States

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

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By highleyj - 01/04/2009 08:16 - United States

Today, I ran to a public bathroom because of explosive diarrhea. In the middle of it, I noticed there was no more toilet paper nor paper towels remaining. The smallest bill in my wallet was a 5. I had to pay 10 dollars to wipe my own butt. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2009 02:25 - United States

Today, I was changing my shirt in the bathroom when I dropped it. It fell on my foot, so I decided to flip it up with my foot instead of bending down to get it. I flipped it, and it landed in the toilet. Which somebody had not flushed. FML

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imnotc00l 10

Monday 28 March 2016 22:23

I wish I got 100$ for Easter.

PackardBell_fml 19

Monday 28 March 2016 22:21

Try and use your front pocket first. Sorry bout that op

Comments

HylianWarrior 21

Tuesday 29 March 2016 0:46

If only people designed things that do a better job holding money than a pocket. Maybe we could design one and get rich. Lets call it a wallet.

Fairyjoshy 13

Tuesday 29 March 2016 2:07

So instead of just flushing our money down, we can also flush our ID, credit cards, and insurance cards down the toilet! It's brilliant brilliant brilliant!

fuckpotato 12

Wednesday 30 March 2016 11:30

#38 How big are the holes in your toilet??? Cause as far as I know, a wallet is a little big to fit down a toilet...

Fairyjoshy 13

Friday 1 April 2016 5:47

Bigger things have been flushed down toilets. Besides, the holes are big enough for a conventional wallet to be flushed down them. Not to mention I think I remember reading at least one FML of a wallet being flushed down the toilet.

stevenbro 6

Tuesday 29 March 2016 1:31

It will rise again.

buckdharma 36

Tuesday 29 March 2016 1:44

This explains the rat buying rounds.

winecrab 7

Tuesday 29 March 2016 2:17

Get a wallet you hippy.

BAYLEEBAKER 8

Tuesday 29 March 2016 2:21

That's why you shut the lid before you flush.

jsrf 8

Tuesday 29 March 2016 2:38

Luckly it's cotton so just wash and dry it

JustSomeBroad 24

Tuesday 29 March 2016 3:00

Reading comprehension, bud. It fell in mid-flush which means it pretty much fell in and was immediately sucked down the pipe.

Emziee4039 11

Tuesday 29 March 2016 2:59

Times like these makes me happy that Canada has plastic money. I mean, paper nor plastic, once flushed you probably won't get it back. But the fact that I no longer have to worry about washing out money with my clothes is great ^.^