Miscellaneous: Today, I learned to never blast classic rock with your convertible's...

By Anonymous - 29/05/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I learned to never blast classic rock with your convertible's top down while passing an SUV full of gangbanger wanna-bes. That is, of course, unless you want your immaculate, newly detailed leather seats to be decorated with pretty brown and white milkshake stains. FML

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By oops - 14/08/2014 21:54 - United States

Today, I made fun of a girl singing passionately along to a song on her radio while in traffic next to me. She decided that her chocolate milkshake would make a good addition to my brand new seat covers. FML

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Stoking too close to the sun

By Anonymous - 16/11/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I was stoked to show my new car to my friends that I pulled into the parking lot a bit too fast, attempting to look cool. I accidentally hit the curb and ended up scratching the entire front bumper on a trash can that I didn't see. Now I have a busted up bumper, and my friends will probably never let me forget it. FML

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You deserved it 710

Act of god

By Anonymous - 05/04/2023 00:00

Today, I purchased a new car. On the drive home, gusts of wind blew up debris and pebbles and caused little chips in the paint and small chips on the windshield. FML

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By nakcba - 15/02/2011 10:21

Today, I was in my car and stopped at a red light. A homeless woman then started to throw rocks at my car for no apparent reason. I drive a convertible. FML

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You deserved it 4 973

This is our song

By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 22:00

Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML

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You deserved it 569

Doofus

By Burned - 11/06/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, I learned that if you're going to light a bottle rocket and throw it out the window of a car, you should roll the window down before you light the bottle rocket. FML

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You deserved it 991

Road rage

By Anonymous - 04/09/2022 14:30

Today, while I was reluctantly driving to work on a Sunday, some guy in a shiny Audi threw a plastic root beer bottle full of urine at my old Toyota. He didn’t even bother to put on the cap on, like a gentleman would. FML

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You deserved it 112

By Fat Dad - 03/03/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I drove my two kids to their friends' houses. In my convertible, looking what I though was my best, I slowed down outside a bar with cute 20 year old girls in front. My daughter noticed the speed reduction and said, "Keep driving dad, you're fat and mom left you for a reason." FML

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By future MIL slasher - 23/09/2012 21:05 - United States - Rindge

Today, I was driving home on the highway with my wife and her parents. As I overtook another car, a rock got kicked up into our windshield. My wife screamed about the crack it created, while my mother-in-law goaded her on and mocked my "piss-poor driving." FML

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You deserved it 2 178

By wolfpacking - 02/02/2010 05:51 - France

Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on and we started fist-pumping. We hit a bump, I fist-pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML

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You deserved it 54 010

Aelaena 6

Friday 29 May 2009 12:35

Wow assholes. I hate people like that, I hope you got a license yet that probably wouldn't do much.

zmiddz 0

Friday 29 May 2009 13:08

Gangbangers drink milkshakes?

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zmiddz 0

Friday 29 May 2009 13:08

Gangbangers drink milkshakes?

FTW_WTF 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 23:31

they got them when they held up the local DQ... they're so hardcore they stole the receipts too!

Animeisthebest1 14

Saturday 19 March 2016 8:01

Well it does bring them all to the yard

Liammg 12

Monday 9 May 2016 23:24

wannabes

Aflacduck 0

Friday 29 May 2009 13:12

Yes #11, curbstomping and ghetto-hopping are always accompanied by a milkshake.

redbluegreen 40

Friday 29 May 2009 13:13

Dammit, I want a milkshake now. FML

Whytetrash 21

Tuesday 6 November 2012 11:16

And I wouldn't mind a convertible.

Nomad609 0

Friday 29 May 2009 13:22

#9 hope you don't classify music because we all have different tastes regardless of sophistication, what may be 'shitty' music for you may be cool for others.

anachronous 0

Friday 29 May 2009 13:22

YDI, people who blast their music are annoying no matter what their preferred genre.

tisiphone_fml 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 22:43

Please never drive by me blasting classic rock with your convertible's top down, either.

aback 4

Friday 29 May 2009 13:36

Why blast anything? Who died and made you Radio To The World?

xHaniffax 0

Friday 29 May 2009 13:40

Well in all honesty, you shouldn't have been playing you're music really loudly because other people will not want to hear it but I am biased because I do love classic rock and I know exactly the kind of people you're talking about and I hate them. so YDIAFYL

Jane_Lane 0

Friday 29 May 2009 13:43

That's what you get for having leather seats.

Monado 0

Friday 29 May 2009 13:44

Lesson be learned: Quit blasting your radio thinking other people want to hear the crap you listen to.

Specter5 0

Friday 29 May 2009 13:53

Why is it that the innocent people have to "learn a lesson" in these scenarios? Do people forget that that SUV full of cowardly ***** damaged his new car? So what if his music was a little loud, go cry for **** sakes. How much damage did his loud music do to those people and their car? They should all have their asses kicked thoroughly.

FranzFerdinand 18

Saturday 27 October 2012 17:25

I'm pretty sure if this guy was blasting rap or pop you guys wouldn't be so sympathetic, haha. But it does suck that they messed up his car, and while he was probably annoying, he didn't really deserve that. FYL, OP.