Health: Today, I learned why the phrase "seafood taco salad" terrifies...

By Mandy - 26/03/2012 22:21 - United States

Today, I learned why the phrase "seafood taco salad" terrifies everyone in the school's cafeteria. What happened to me after eating it made Saw III look like a Disney movie. FML

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By jaya - 03/05/2022 12:00

Today, I attempted to conquer my fear of eating out. The very first thing I saw as soon as I got to the restaurant? An unconscious guy getting taken away by paramedics. I turned around and went straight home. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, I was at a food truck festival and I spotted a taco truck and eagerly ordered a spicy taco. As I took my first bite, the spice hit me like a freight train and I began to choke. In an effort to save myself, I dropped the taco into the lap of the guy sitting next to me. He looked up, lap splattered in salsa, and asked if I was having a stroke. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2012 18:34 - United States - Erie

Today, after being a germaphobe for almost ten years and refusing to go out to restaurants because of it, I finally had the courage to face my fear, and went to dinner with my family. After three bites into my salad, I found a dead bug in it. FML

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By mexicandelicacy - 04/03/2012 03:09 - United States

Today, I went to a Mexican restaurant with my family. I got stuck trying to decide whether I should get the fajitas or the tacos. I ended up getting the tacos because I didn't want the fajitas to come in sizzling, and I didn't want to "make a scene". My social anxiety has hit a new low. FML

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By Gross - 21/07/2013 23:20 - United States - Houston

Today, I got fired from my job as a seafood manager because an entire wedding group came in and started yelling at me, saying the shrimp was horrible and I ruined their wedding. They showed me the leftovers; they never cooked them. They fed raw shrimp at a wedding dinner party. FML

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By iHateWorms - 23/12/2009 03:52 - Australia

Today, while eating a sandwich, I saw a worm. Knowing that my friend always tries to scare me with fake worms and insects, I bit it to show her I knew it was fake. It was real. FML

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By Sick Guy - 24/03/2018 20:30 - United States - Boynton Beach

Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML

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By effingawwesome - 11/04/2009 18:52 - United States

Today, I was surfing and trying to impress some girls on the beach. While I was out in the water, a jellyfish wrapped itself around my torso. I started to yell and freak out, making a huge scene. I grabbed it off of me, only to realize that I was freaking out over a plastic grocery bag. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2012 21:49 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at my new job, some juvenile cockbite spiked my food with a laxative, as part of some kind of bizarre hazing ritual. The bastard got ratted out and suspended, but my arsehole now feels like it's been blown apart by a nuclear warhead. I thought this shit only happened in movies. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 11:49 - Malaysia

Today, my family and I went to a beach where you could swim with dolphins. I was a little scared to swim with them so the trainers had a 5 minute chat to me about how they were harmless creatures. Once I got in, the dolphin attacked me and bit me. FML

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buck33 14

Tuesday 27 March 2012 3:16

That meal sounds disgusting. End of story.

ihatethesenamez 6

Tuesday 27 March 2012 3:17

School food is hella nasty

Comments

melrose90210 10

Wednesday 28 March 2012 6:38

Why would you eat anything called "seafood taco salad", especially from your cafe?!

kitsune3 20

Wednesday 28 March 2012 8:24

Guys, not all school food is toxic sludge and mystery meat, ok? I ate my school's food every day throughout my school years and never once did it look bad, smell weird, or make anybody sick. Let's be realistic.

KittyHawkMarch 29

Monday 9 April 2012 5:16

I'm almost afraid to ask but what happened?

karipandaninja 7

Sunday 19 August 2012 20:36

This is why in my school we had a rule . If it sticks on your spork for more than 4 seconds and its not icecream . Don't eat it

OceanBlueSea 12

Sunday 9 September 2012 5:56

It's just common sense not to eat anything with the word seafood in it from a school cafeteria...

Tanno 3

Monday 19 November 2012 16:15

Sweet, I've always wanted to see a gore star wars

wildhorseman 32

Tuesday 2 April 2013 3:48

That sounds pretty shitty...

iLoveUnionJ 8

Tuesday 13 August 2013 22:35

lesson: Never. Eat. School. Food.

Geraldinehoney 11

Monday 22 September 2014 2:42

When I was in middle school the food wasn't that bad we had chicken and hash browns and cookies in the morning not every school has bad food

Dbotmen 9

Wednesday 18 March 2015 5:53

Goddamn. "Hey, I have an idea for a school lunch." says the 'smartest' guy on the board. "Well? What is it?" says the leader of the board. "You know how both seafood and tacos give you the *****?" "Yes... why?" "Well how about we put both of those things together and throw 'em in a salad? That way we save money and people will love it because everyone loves tacos." "Brilliant! This meal will be used immediately!" Meanwhile on the other side of the room, there's one guy thinking, " WHY IN THE HELL ARE WE LISTENING TO THIS IDIOT!!?!"