Health: Today, I learned why the phrase "seafood taco salad" terrifies...

By Mandy - 26/03/2012 22:21 - United States

Today, I learned why the phrase "seafood taco salad" terrifies everyone in the school's cafeteria. What happened to me after eating it made Saw III look like a Disney movie. FML

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Today, I attempted to conquer my fear of eating out. The very first thing I saw as soon as I got to the restaurant? An unconscious guy getting taken away by paramedics. I turned around and went straight home. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, I was at a food truck festival and I spotted a taco truck and eagerly ordered a spicy taco. As I took my first bite, the spice hit me like a freight train and I began to choke. In an effort to save myself, I dropped the taco into the lap of the guy sitting next to me. He looked up, lap splattered in salsa, and asked if I was having a stroke. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2012 18:34 - United States - Erie

Today, after being a germaphobe for almost ten years and refusing to go out to restaurants because of it, I finally had the courage to face my fear, and went to dinner with my family. After three bites into my salad, I found a dead bug in it. FML

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By mexicandelicacy - 04/03/2012 03:09 - United States

Today, I went to a Mexican restaurant with my family. I got stuck trying to decide whether I should get the fajitas or the tacos. I ended up getting the tacos because I didn't want the fajitas to come in sizzling, and I didn't want to "make a scene". My social anxiety has hit a new low. FML

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By Gross - 21/07/2013 23:20 - United States - Houston

Today, I got fired from my job as a seafood manager because an entire wedding group came in and started yelling at me, saying the shrimp was horrible and I ruined their wedding. They showed me the leftovers; they never cooked them. They fed raw shrimp at a wedding dinner party. FML

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By iHateWorms - 23/12/2009 03:52 - Australia

Today, while eating a sandwich, I saw a worm. Knowing that my friend always tries to scare me with fake worms and insects, I bit it to show her I knew it was fake. It was real. FML

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By Sick Guy - 24/03/2018 20:30 - United States - Boynton Beach

Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML

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By effingawwesome - 11/04/2009 18:52 - United States

Today, I was surfing and trying to impress some girls on the beach. While I was out in the water, a jellyfish wrapped itself around my torso. I started to yell and freak out, making a huge scene. I grabbed it off of me, only to realize that I was freaking out over a plastic grocery bag. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2012 21:49 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at my new job, some juvenile cockbite spiked my food with a laxative, as part of some kind of bizarre hazing ritual. The bastard got ratted out and suspended, but my arsehole now feels like it's been blown apart by a nuclear warhead. I thought this shit only happened in movies. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 11:49 - Malaysia

Today, my family and I went to a beach where you could swim with dolphins. I was a little scared to swim with them so the trainers had a 5 minute chat to me about how they were harmless creatures. Once I got in, the dolphin attacked me and bit me. FML

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buck33 14

Tuesday 27 March 2012 3:16

That meal sounds disgusting. End of story.

ihatethesenamez 6

Tuesday 27 March 2012 3:17

School food is hella nasty

Comments

alexup24 13

Tuesday 27 March 2012 5:51

39- its called a private message.

linkinpark98 23

Tuesday 27 March 2012 6:03

I hate school food...

Albertkoholic 8

Tuesday 27 March 2012 6:06

Omg! Did u call the police??? I hope u r ok!

purebliss7 6

Tuesday 27 March 2012 6:10

i will never trust school cafeteria food. when i was in school i found live magets in the fod. thats why my children have never and will never eat school lunch i always pack their food.

R3TROxLOV3 32

Tuesday 27 March 2012 6:16

I can't help but say you deserve it. I'm assuming you mean a high school cafeteria, but even if you weren't referring to that, any kind of seafood served in a school is usually not to be touched. School cafeteria food is disgusting, and eating something called "seafood taco salad" is just begging for unpleasantness afterwards.

R3TROxLOV3 32

Tuesday 27 March 2012 6:21

68, 1) there's no need to be rude to 3, your comment was inappropriate and completely uncalled for. 2) *another. It's just one word.

rcgirl2 11

Tuesday 27 March 2012 6:31

School foods are just getting worse and worse! At my school, I had chicken. The chicken was so pink! And I found hair in my food. I started making my own lunch after this.

sydneyaval 9

Tuesday 27 March 2012 6:45

Cafeteria food is delicious!! Or at my school atleast...I would never eat the meat or seafood etc. there though...

Shadow90145 0

Tuesday 27 March 2012 7:00

... who the heck doesn't know that seafood at a school is as fake as a rubber chicken? But hell at least we know you can survive a nuclear blast after that experience