By Mandy - 26/03/2012 22:21 - United States

Today, I learned why the phrase "seafood taco salad" terrifies everyone in the school's cafeteria. What happened to me after eating it made Saw III look like a Disney movie. FML
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Same thing different taste

He who controls the spice controls the universe

By Anonymous - 01/10/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, I was at a food truck festival and I spotted a taco truck and eagerly ordered a spicy taco. As I took my first bite, the spice hit me like a freight train and I began to choke. In an effort to save myself, I dropped the taco into the lap of the guy sitting next to me. He looked up, lap splattered in salsa, and asked if I was having a stroke. FML
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That's why I don't eat sea food and cafeteria food -.-

When I was a freshman in high school, the cafeteria workers spent the week preceding Halloween putting up flyers around the school that read "DARE to try the chili on Halloween!" I was the only one who dared. I got food poisoning.

Pretty much unless you're just eating fish sticks or frozen shrimp, don't eat seafood that isn't being prepared fresh. Meaning, do not eat it anywhere that just has it sitting out and ready or that's considered fast food (other than Popeyes). No Quiznos, no subway, no McDonald's, etc... If you want sea food either go buy some fresh seafood to prepare yourself, or go to a restaurant that you know makes the dish fresh when you order it.

Well I feel salty, sorry about that 3. I just don't see the fascination in make up, no matter the person.

I'm intrigued go on then what happened next

That's not an excuse to be rude to people. If you don't like the way they use their makeup, don't look at the picture. Problem solved.