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By artmfanforever - 22/09/2010 20:39 - United States

Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML
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Thoko_fml 0

Whichever one has windows that are cheaper to replace.

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Illyssa_fml 4

Well, if you broke into your car, you'd still need to break into your house to get inside..sooo I'd say break into your house that way you don't need to break in your car :)

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logan809 0

so you just had the sudden urge to post an fml while doing this? yeah that's definetely true

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porcelainkisses 5

How do you know he posted the FML while this incident occurred? Couldn't it have been posted after?

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KVee_ 0

wait, i dont get it. okay so you locked your house keys in your house? how can that be? whatd you use to lock the house?! dont you need the house key to lock the house!? but yet you locked them in your house! /:O

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CodingSquirrel 3

Most doors have a lock on the handle that you can turn before shutting the door and it will lock when you shut it.

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xomollziexo17 1

wouldnt you need to break into both eventually??

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Zhu8 5

Not unless the op is an idiot, He stated that he keeps a Spare key in the house, so unless the op has a garage door opener in his car, It would be pure logic to break into the house, take the spare key and unlock the car.

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woahthatguy 0

go for the car dude more likely that's cheaper then a broken window or door, but if windows or door on house is cheaper go for that

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OLPfan 0

Hey I'm new to FML. Anyways, how'd you post this if you were still outside?

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hcovballer247 0

You should start to hide your keys under your doormats.

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CodingSquirrel 3

Because no one would ever look there. *rolls eyes* I suggest buying a few hundred of those fake rock/poo things and scattering them about. You then of course bury it somewhere off to the side to confuse them further.

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