By bugger - 22/02/2015 17:31

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Today, I looked my boyfriend in the eyes and said "I love y-" He cut me off with, "Babe, a blowjob's worth a thousand words" and held eye contact until I awkwardly excused myself. FML
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denaeb123 24

He sounds like most of his dick is in his personality

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sunnyskys 25

that would be funny given a certain circumstance but sounds like you didn't take it too well he's a dick did IT at least apologize lol tell him that getting your two bottom ribs removed is worth a thousand words 2 go have fun with that (if you don't understand what I mean by that Marilyn Manson had his two bottom ribs removed so I could give himself a bj)

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laughinghaha 2

Still a better love story than twilight

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Kempeth 5

A thousand words, eh? Since you only wanted to say 3 you could tell him that he'll have to make you want to say these three words about 334 more times before he can look forward to another *******.

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Venister 11

Well, he's not wrong....

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