Miscellaneous: Today, I lost my cell phone. Since I sleep on the couch, I started...

By stupid - 07/07/2009 14:34 - United States

Today, I lost my cell phone. Since I sleep on the couch, I started looking through the cushions. I didn't find my phone, but after 6 months of uncomfortably sleeping on the couch, I find out I'm sleeping on top of a pull out bed. FML

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By nerderer - 30/04/2015 18:48 - United States - Duluth

Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML

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By godhatesme - 10/12/2011 08:45 - United States

Today, while pulling into my driveway, I slightly bumped into something. My wife. I'll be sleeping on the couch for a while. FML

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By hkkilla - 16/03/2010 17:40 - United States

Today, I had four teeth pulled, and my mom brought me some ice cream to help with the pain. I fell asleep before I could finish it, and without realising, I left the bowl on my bed. I woke up a few hours later with ice cream spilled all over me, my pants, and all over my now-dead phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 22:06 - United States

Today, I found my phone under the car seat after three days. I flipped it open ready to issue apologies to everyone who had tried to get in touch with me and I had worried. No missed calls. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 21:26 - United States

Today, I finally moved all my boxes into my new apartment. I was settling in when my alarm clock that was stashed in one of the boxes began ringing. Two hours and several boxes later, I still can't find it. FML

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hawaii_love 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 20:18

usually those pull-out beds are more uncomfortable than sleeping on the actual sofa anyways...

IndigoKitty 3

Tuesday 7 July 2009 20:17

why are you sleeping on the couch anyway? i assume you've been slumming it round a friends or something. in which case, they should have told you! Uncomfortable sleep can be torture though

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thabeast 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 20:24

i cant add anything these guys havent said... ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

noik01 13

Monday 1 December 2014 23:25

Then why did you say anything

dreamofme 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 20:26

dude what an idiot! How is that not your fault? F your MOMS life for having such a dumb kid...

coldplaylive2003 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 20:27

pull out beds hurt like hell maybe even more than the couch when you don't use the pull out bed

fyourlife33 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 20:29

ydi for having to sleep on someone's couch, get a job

UFCFIGHTER 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 20:29

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no1askdu 5

Tuesday 7 July 2009 20:31

FML's aren't what they used to be anymore...

McA513M 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 20:34

I agree

randomusername 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 21:43

I thought that was a really funny one actually. It's ironic. The bad FMLs are the emo ones with no humor just whining.

skullbuster 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 20:32

Ya know what, this was pretty funny!!! Why do all of you people insist on analyzing these things to every detail, who really gives a shit why this person is sleeping on a couch?

Laci_Laine 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 20:38

The op meantioned the cell because that explains why he/she finally dug in the couch.

stephsteph90 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 20:40

is it your couch? shouldn't you know something like that? dude..

cindybuzz 5

Tuesday 7 July 2009 20:43

You don't quite realise what a retard is eh? ahaaa idiot. 'n it's a well written FML. + to others, it probably ISN'T the OP's couch, otherwise yeah, they would've known.