By kaitlin - 19/02/2010 06:30 - Australia

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Today, I lost my virginity to an ultrasound probe. FML
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Domonator 16

At least the probe won't brag to his all his friends about it. Anyway, was it good for you?

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cbutters 0

Was the ultrasound technician hot? also male or female?... please say female....

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amiemariej 0

this isn't an FML, losing your virginity is having sex, you did not have sex, you had a medical procedure done.

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TheCountess 4

Agreed, but since the mechanics of a vaginal ultrasound are similar to having sex, OP may have felt particularly traumatized by having a phallic object forcibly inserted into her.

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elmolover8 4

Actually losing her virginity also means that her cherry popped... Just saying

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Cinn_fml 22

No it doesn't. Because the hymen can break without having sex. A virgin is someone who has not had sex.

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maddisonNicole 3

ACTUALLY! Sorry everyone is saying it. But some people count breaking their hymen as losing their virginity, and have a medical procedure where the hymen is rebuilt to make them a "virgin" again, where other people class having sex for the first time as losing their virginity. :)

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Cinn_fml 22

Yes, well, they're wrong. For the simple reason that it's existance doesn't necessarily depend on the action/state that it's being used to define. I'm not sure it's included in any dictionary definition either.

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Ft9princess 0

Ack I hate those things! They're so freaking cold.

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slmjsanders 0

Gunna have to agree with some other people on this one. "Loosing your virginity" happens when you freely give yourself to a human.

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stinkytruck 0

what about a donkey?

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Domonator 16

Why charge a donkey? if you're hung like a donkey, you won't want (or need) to pay for it.

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pink_pulse 2

Maybe she considers it losing her virginity if she bled a little? Depends on her definition of it. Sucks either way though.

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chikiitaaa 0

too bad her stupid definition of losing your virginity is not true.

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marcmcclelland 2

While I agree that this is not losing your virginity, I disagree about the reasons people are giving. You don't have to give anything "freely" as virginity refers to being "unused, fresh, or pure" and the state of being a virgin is simple never having copulated...so to all of you "born again virgins"..nope, still tainted and used :(

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marcmcclelland 2

You know they thought it! I just wanted to express the reality of the situation you know..."if it was not skin, you've yet to sin" ect lol

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jif_fml 0

virginity is a construct anyway. get over it.

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