By Anonymous - 13/07/2012 23:14 - United States - Phoenix

Spicy
Today, I'm still freshly circumcised. My penis is still very sensitive, and I can't squat to grab stuff off the floor because of the pressure against my jeans. Kicking the objects up into my hands was working well, that is until I spilled a pack of 300 toothpicks all over the floor. FML
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Flyersfan54 4

It sucks when you get it done later in life.

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deliki 11

I had a friend who had to have it done when he was in late 20s cause of an accident during sex, and no it's not fun from what I understand..

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merrielp 13

Been there buddy. DO NOT GET A STIFFY.

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prettyvolatile 3

Y didn't you put on some sweats?

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JonahCullen 3

I wish I had mine. ::

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etoilenuit 15

Pick them up naked?

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jedielf 23

Wear very very loose pants. And rather than squatting, crawl or lie on your stomach. Or something like that.

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VictoriaDesiree 0

Remove the pants. Duh

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