By Anonymous - 13/07/2012 23:14 - United States - Phoenix

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Today, I'm still freshly circumcised. My penis is still very sensitive, and I can't squat to grab stuff off the floor because of the pressure against my jeans. Kicking the objects up into my hands was working well, that is until I spilled a pack of 300 toothpicks all over the floor. FML
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Flyersfan54 4

It sucks when you get it done later in life.

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Herculesninja27 5

Maybe you can try kicking the 300 toothpicks now haha

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BradTheBrony 19

'Cause that's TOTALLY not the joke. HUUUURRRRRRRRR

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doglover569 0

Your poor penis!!! Leave them.. Just leave them dude!

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Why don't you kick all the toothpicks into your hand?

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PandaKitteh 20

Because that's impossible.

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SkoomaKi 27

"Nothing is impossible" - Hubert Farmsworth

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blondpr0fet 5

Gym shorts might work better than jeans. Maybe just a bit.

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Deannie88 6

I would just leave them until someone is nice enough to help you out. If not, find a stick and put double sided tape at the end, might take a while but it'll do! Unless the tape and stick are out of your reach....-__- I tried...

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theanimepanda 4

jeans??? no, sweat pants or gym shorts. much better that way

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AnthonyWheeler15 24

300 is quite a lot

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kimg0885 23

Just the tip.Wow FYL!!! Seriously I am so sorry.

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kimg0885 23

No no from Year One with Jack Black. Ya know when Abraham is trying to convince Issac to get an adult circumcision. He says something like" my son god just told me we must cut our penis's... Jus the tip.

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AliceLockehart 18

Ohhh, my bad. Haha. Archer is brilliant though. & Jack Black is the bomb :3

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br0ccoli 14

Why are you getting circumcised later in life? Do you know how many pleasurable nerve endings you just cut? There are so many guys who want their foreskin back. I'm not male though so I can't really give my personal opinion.

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All_I_Need 4

Phimosis perhaps. That's a bit sad but it was probably painful for the OP.

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br0ccoli 14

On an episode of Scrubs, the doctor said that the patient should ********** 5x a week to pull his foreskin down gradually because he had phimosis...but that's Scrubs so I don't know whether or not that makes real-life, medical sense or not...? Circumcision just seems so...painful.

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AidenSurvival 7

Lots of tylenol will help. I had mine circumcised when I was...BORN.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Not only at birth, friend.

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kimg0885 23

Actually they try and do it right away, so the baby won't remember the pain.

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