By Anonymous - 13/07/2012 23:14 - United States - Phoenix

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Today, I'm still freshly circumcised. My penis is still very sensitive, and I can't squat to grab stuff off the floor because of the pressure against my jeans. Kicking the objects up into my hands was working well, that is until I spilled a pack of 300 toothpicks all over the floor. FML
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Flyersfan54 4

It sucks when you get it done later in life.

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machinegunk3lly 0

Maybe he didn't get it later in life and someone taught there newborn baby to type o_o

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benimin 6

First. Try sweats they're super comfy if you pop a woody. Second could you use a broom.

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bloodangel494 1

I would say **** it they can stay on the floor.

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1crabbygirl 10

Use a vacuum cleaner! WTH??!

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Anthony94_fml 7

I'm so glad I still have my leather helmet down there.

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weallfml 3

Well get a broom and one of those stand up dustpans and get to sweepin'

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disney_blonde 16

There are other pants choices besides jeans you know.

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