By Anonymous - 13/07/2012 23:14 - United States - Phoenix

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Today, I'm still freshly circumcised. My penis is still very sensitive, and I can't squat to grab stuff off the floor because of the pressure against my jeans. Kicking the objects up into my hands was working well, that is until I spilled a pack of 300 toothpicks all over the floor. FML
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Flyersfan54 4

It sucks when you get it done later in life.

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moneyisaprobem 1

DUDE ME TOO!!! I had to change the gauges when I took a shower today. So painful. But its a little different. I was only half circumcised because it healed wrong as a baby. So my dick looks like two-face. All I ever wanted was a NORMAL looking penis. FML!!!!!

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ablueshka 0

I was partially cercumcised because to much extra skin on ma dik but now it looks like a regular dik that I would see in ****

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JustKittyKat 24

You poor man! Do the sweatpants idea given above and perhaps put on shoes with two sided tape on the bottom? Haha a creative way to fix your problem! :) Good luck and I hope your joystick makes a full recovery!

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violet8 1

71- r u kidding me? Women can't tell if it's cut or not when it's erect? Ur an idiot

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BradTheBrony 19

Says the man who can't use the reply button.

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writergirl23 19

Ouch you don't get circumcised much beyond infancy, it hurts too much and reduces sexual feeling! I feel for you op, a guy usually doesn't get circumcised late enough that he can type on a computer unless someone else made him do it. I'd advise (if you live alone) to take off your trousers so you're bare from the waist down first (after you draw the curtains and lock the door, of course!). A short dick would be a benefit in that situation!

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Lucysky 7

How old are you and why did you get circumsized?

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aly88snts06 4

He may work at a restaurant and has to wear jeans as his uniform. Just guessing. And for everyone saying this about circumcision, please do research before opening your mouths. Thank you

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zebrapattern 6

um don't wear jeans

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mrmerino 0

Why would someone willingly get circumcised?

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iliketomoveit123 10

Sweep them?

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