By diesel444 - 23/08/2010 05:05 - United States

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Today, I mentioned to my dad (we have a close relationship) that my last condom had expired. Happy to buy me new ones for the sake of safe sex, he asked me "Do you need small, or extra small?" FML
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FrEsHpRiNcE916 0

like father like son!

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buzzerbeeeeee 0

if you're old enough to have sex you should buy your own condoms. ydi.

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gypsyblue 0

He's obviously just joking around, OP. Don't be so sensitive.

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delco714 0

... confused.. most condoms expire in 2 or 3 years... huh?

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nikkired 0

Oh,Oh #43 must share Wiener wrappers with his Daddy that he got upset by my comments.

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TheBestManEver 0

FYL for living in New Jersey.

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breeexcrunk 0

If you had them long enough for them to expire, I think that should be the fyl(:

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LTHoratioCaine 4

I'm going to be Frank (Tripp. HA), Diesel. How would your father know your size range? I am thinking he abused you did he? I'm going to get a warrant for his phone and camera. We can bring him down for child **** as well.

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LTHoratioCaine 4

Going out of context to say how I failed to spell child correctly. Moderate this?

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LTHoratioCaine 4

Cool. So you can edit but I can't edit my own post. Bad joke anyway

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imright24 0

Some people just can't take a joke.

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Veritas411 0

it was a F'n Joke, learn to take one... besides unless you and your Dad are 'really close'. he shouldn't have a point of reference as to whether you have a Golf Pencil or a 'jack rabbit'...

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