By diesel444 - 23/08/2010 05:05 - United States

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Today, I mentioned to my dad (we have a close relationship) that my last condom had expired. Happy to buy me new ones for the sake of safe sex, he asked me "Do you need small, or extra small?" FML
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FrEsHpRiNcE916 0

like father like son!

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buzzerbeeeeee 0

if you're old enough to have sex you should buy your own condoms. ydi.

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xXxbiancaxXx 0

so what'll it b... small or extra small op?! xD

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joemk2012 0

He knows what size to get because its hereditary

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amanduhmor87 2

If you are old enough to have sex then you are old enough to buy your own condoms... Meaning this situation would have been avoided.

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LTHoratioCaine 4

Genetics. Mother and father both had small ones (roflcopter)

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Azrael489 0

Sounds like you got burned by your dad and instead of taking it like a man you got your panties all in a wad. You should've told him "small, I didn't get ALL your genes (thank God)". And why the hell aren't you buying your own condoms? Even if your dad is like one of your buddies, I assume you don't go condom shopping with your buddies? YDI hard.

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califormula 0

He's just busting your balls. Your small, tiny balls.

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NovaMarie 0

Your dad is awesome for maintaining such a close relationship with you, and a complete jerkass for that comment! Hilarious jerkass though. I almost peed myself laughing. You should have said something along the lines of "Hey, now, you're only responsible for half of my genetic material - thankfully, not that half!" Seriously, one internet high-five for your dad here.

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bellapuellae 0

ouch...i'm sorry although that is a pretty funny FML

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abasio 1

He knows that it's hereditary.

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