By diesel444 - 23/08/2010 05:05 - United States

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Today, I mentioned to my dad (we have a close relationship) that my last condom had expired. Happy to buy me new ones for the sake of safe sex, he asked me "Do you need small, or extra small?" FML
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FrEsHpRiNcE916 0

like father like son!

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buzzerbeeeeee 0

if you're old enough to have sex you should buy your own condoms. ydi.

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mR_StAtiiC 0

Wtf?? next time buy them yourself. I don't know you had to be a certain age to buy condoms??

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lawlatyourfml 0

the only reason this is on fml is cause you needed the extra small

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xxXArthuRXzx 0

unless he's seen it prob was just a joke if not guess you 2 are lil to close

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yakyak132 0

who do u think u get it from?

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Rico255 0

good job on having condoms long enough to expire.. not Much action going on eh???

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sankagirl36 0

DAMN!!!!! why ur dad gotta call u out like that !!

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b4mv_a7x_music 0

Ummm... How close is that relationship again?

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gomerturd 1

1. If you really need condoms the old one would not have expired 2.go cry to your momma,or man up and say something like the anthropology dept. at ucla says that each generation has a larger wand than the previous so just add a size to what you buy pops

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silverFML 0

your dumb he was joking dumb-****

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