By Anonymous - 07/03/2010 00:32 - United States

Spicy
Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. She pulls out a freezer bag full of condoms and says "I have some cooler ones upstairs, if you want his penis to glow in the dark." FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

thongs4lyfe 0

omfg!!!!! I've used glow in the dark condoms before!!!!! sooooo much fun to watch go in and out! and to play wit, it's like a lite saber!!!!!!

Comments

lilblondefreak 6

AAAH ! I haven't been able to find those ! i be jealous ! my boyfriend would have a ******* glow in the dark dick , that is ******* sick ! ;)

JaelynJ 4

fml that that isn't my boyfriends mom.

hahahahah I wish my mom was that cool about that stuff!!!

how is this an FML? it's not even bad.

christanaamamore 3

my god how is this an fml?!?!?!?

WTF how is this an fml?? this has to be an epic win