By Anonymous - 07/03/2010 00:32 - United States

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Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. She pulls out a freezer bag full of condoms and says "I have some cooler ones upstairs, if you want his penis to glow in the dark." FML
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thongs4lyfe 0

omfg!!!!! I've used glow in the dark condoms before!!!!! sooooo much fun to watch go in and out! and to play wit, it's like a lite saber!!!!!!

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sugarbear0727 19

At least she wants you to be protected. And I totally would've laughed my ass off.

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CoriCat 25

At least she's cool about it and not freaking out. She just wants you to be safe

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swaggyswagswag 17

You do realize you aren't supposed to actually use the glow in the dark ones right...? They're only supposed to be for like joking purposes.... :)

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shufflyn 16

glow in the dark lol should get her some next time and be like o got you scratch and sniff ones!!!!!

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clairedabear 19

I'd say that's one cool mom. Compared to some mothers... Lol

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