By Anonymous - 07/03/2010 00:32 - United States

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Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. She pulls out a freezer bag full of condoms and says "I have some cooler ones upstairs, if you want his penis to glow in the dark." FML
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thongs4lyfe 0

omfg!!!!! I've used glow in the dark condoms before!!!!! sooooo much fun to watch go in and out! and to play wit, it's like a lite saber!!!!!!

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malincake 7

Hahah! What an awesome mom!!

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iloveantonino 0

ummmm ur shouldn't put condoms in a freezer

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ShadowBitch99 2

Why FML? That's a good thing!! XD But really, it is.

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eaze_ya_miind 1

gosh, some of you people are dumb. she didnt have the condoms IN the freezer, she had them in a freezer BAG. you know, a zip-lock. & how is the mom eager for grandkids? she's giving them CONDOMS for crying out loud! she's say "if you're going to have sex, be SAFE" get a brain and some common sense.

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luvscomplic8ed 6

XD omfg I can't stop laughing! She sounds like an amazing mom

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ohiostate6588 1

my boyfriends dad walked in on us cuddling on my boyfriend's bed. It was the first time I'd ever met him.

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Corrupt_waffles 13

It could be way worse. He could have a **** block dog and a little sister that has learned how to open doors. XD just laugh and go along with it.

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