By Anonymous - 07/03/2010 00:32 - United States

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Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. She pulls out a freezer bag full of condoms and says "I have some cooler ones upstairs, if you want his penis to glow in the dark." FML
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thongs4lyfe 0

omfg!!!!! I've used glow in the dark condoms before!!!!! sooooo much fun to watch go in and out! and to play wit, it's like a lite saber!!!!!!

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woahhashleyhazel 0

i wish my boyfriends mom was like that!!!! xD

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rockefoe 6

that's definitely something my mom would do

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antonioohama 0

How is this an FML? Your boyfriend's mom is okay with you two doing it. You should be glad.

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aidenkush 0

:o that's awesome this shouldn't be an fml?..

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Artemis_21 0

Stay classy, New Jersey

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RainbowBitch15 11

I could so see my bf's mom doing that!

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campbellshayla73 0

ok WTF how come I got stuck with the sctrict parents??! mine won't let me shutmy door whenmy bf's over & op gets condoms wtf

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lsk91 3

THIS ISN'T A FML! THIS IS AN EPIC MOM XD

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