By Anonymous - 07/03/2010 00:32 - United States

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Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. She pulls out a freezer bag full of condoms and says "I have some cooler ones upstairs, if you want his penis to glow in the dark." FML
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thongs4lyfe 0

omfg!!!!! I've used glow in the dark condoms before!!!!! sooooo much fun to watch go in and out! and to play wit, it's like a lite saber!!!!!!

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MusicLover1o1_fml 0

Dang she eager to have a grandchild. Creepy, though.

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sj_fml 0

She most likely smokes pot also due to her coolness...bonus! :D

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diva1998 8

that's not an FML!!! THAT'S AWESOME!!!!! I would be happy that his mom is that cool :) also the fact that she is completly fine with you having sex!

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samadams42 0

how is that an fml? what a cool mom

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goofygoober410 0

Hahahhahaha I guess ur boyfriend tells his mom everything!! HA

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blahblahduncare 0

If they weren't used, I don't see the FML. (:

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myunicornbarfedo 0

dude. glow in the dark condoms? I didn't even know they made those!!!!! that is awesome!!!!!! now all they need to do is create glow in the dark contacts...then my life would be complete.

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SummerLovesTob 0

This is an FML because ??

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