By thisisavirus.exe - 31/12/2013 20:57 - United States - Sherwood

Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time. The first thing he did was show me a bullet, then he basically said that if I don't submit to his daughter's every whim, that bullet will end my life. FML
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bjhhjh 20

And thats the reason there is 911 and life crisis hotlines

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jefrey 9

DON'T KEEP CALM run Dude ... RUUUUUUNNNNN!!!!

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Mightytall 35

She is probably posting an FML right now about what her dad did ...

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chemburn982 0

Buy a gun to fit that bullet. Load it in front of him. And say "thanks, I might need to use this one day." Then make it a show piece in your house. Or just make a cutting laser it's cheaper. And better than a gun. Plus you get to nerd out and build a laser. So there's that

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saxoBEAST57 10

Choose every decision wisely. If you slip. You will die.

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geeenious 3

Steal the bullet! Then you're virtually immune to his attacks!

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Ubehage 32

Brwak it up, immediately! And tell her, that her father scared you away.. Now the bitching will be on him :)

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thisisthestupid 18

It means he respects you Even more towards his daughter Just don't **** up and you'll be fine You probably are going to be bffls with him

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