Love: Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time. The first...

By thisisavirus.exe - 31/12/2013 20:57 - United States - Sherwood

Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time. The first thing he did was show me a bullet, then he basically said that if I don't submit to his daughter's every whim, that bullet will end my life. FML

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By dead man walking? - 04/10/2015 13:21 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her dad showed me his gun collection, and said the first rule of gun safety is never to point a gun at something you don't intend to kill. All while waving a handgun in my direction and glaring at me with barely suppressed rage. FML

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By pdub523 - 27/01/2013 05:57 - United States - Longview

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML

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You deserved it 3 814

Very very frightening

By graham - 11/01/2020 14:00

Today, my first time meeting my girlfriend's dad ended with him chasing me from his house and trying to hit me with a baseball bat. FML

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You deserved it 356

By daniel55 - 18/02/2013 00:11 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. As I shook her father's hand, he squeezed with an ungodly amount of force, leaned in with a smile, and murmured that my balls will be the next thing he'll crush if his daughter ever complains about me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 390

You deserved it 5 869

By Shit - 27/04/2014 17:25 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time, her dad made a big show of cleaning his rifle, before loading it, taking aim, and blowing the hell out of a hornet's nest at the back of the yard. I fear for my life. FML

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You deserved it 6 743

Meet the in-laws

By Anonymous - 13/11/2021 19:59

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad. He pointed to two crossed swords above the fireplace and informed me the right one is his, and that if I ever hurt his daughter, he’ll give me a fighting chance by letting me use the left one. This guy thinks he lives in the Middle Ages or something. FML

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You deserved it 403

By whattheactualfuck - 22/01/2016 12:50 - South Africa - Durban

Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML

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You deserved it 3 407

By TronCat8230 - 20/05/2017 12:00

Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time, and from what I'd heard he's super strict and uptight. I go in for the firm handshake after introducing myself while looking him in the eyes and I accidentally grabbed his junk. FML

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Thousand-yard stare

By timiscuous - 20/04/2020 20:00 - New Zealand

Today, I met my girlfriend’s parents for the first time. Her dad killed and skinned a goat in front of me, while staring at me the whole time. FML

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You deserved it 282

By Anonymous - 28/05/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, I was getting ready for my first date with a boy I really like when my dad insisted on meeting him. My dad is super protective and a cop. He cleaned his gun in front of my date and made it clear he had to be careful with me. My date started to cry when we got to the car. FML

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bjhhjh 20

Wednesday 1 January 2014 0:30

And thats the reason there is 911 and life crisis hotlines

xThatOneWeirdGuy 18

Wednesday 1 January 2014 0:32

Unless he was joking, run. Now.

Comments

thatnucca 36

Wednesday 1 January 2014 4:34

Just make sure you make her call you daddy whenever the opportunity presents itself OP...

Mossears133 15

Wednesday 1 January 2014 4:34

84- it means "dog", hon.

Deathghat 5

Wednesday 1 January 2014 4:35

It shouldn't take an over protective dad to figure that out...

Flashman9000 9

Wednesday 1 January 2014 4:42

Leave her.

tvwrestler98 14

Wednesday 1 January 2014 5:40

there goes your wallet

JokersHQ 21

Wednesday 1 January 2014 5:45

I get the whole "protect my daughter and treat her well" and support it but hats a bit too far...and creepy!

padlockd 9

Wednesday 1 January 2014 7:45

Everyone's arguing about whether or not the dad is sane, and I'm just sitting here wondering what's up with OP's username...

MrsAlexander83 10

Wednesday 1 January 2014 7:58

Sounds like what my husband is going to do when our little beauty gets big enough to date. The rights of a father! Good luck OP!

squideth 18

Saturday 4 January 2014 9:53

So you're totally cool with your husband threatening people and treating your daughter like a less-than-human piece of property? Okay good luck with that.