By thisisavirus.exe - 31/12/2013 20:57 - United States - Sherwood

Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time. The first thing he did was show me a bullet, then he basically said that if I don't submit to his daughter's every whim, that bullet will end my life. FML
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bjhhjh 20

And thats the reason there is 911 and life crisis hotlines

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ansleyyelizabeth 12

What is submitting to every whim? I must be dumb

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Owlnight321 16

I would still go on with my daily life he can't control how she lives her life I would just take it as a joke and not care

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Enslaved 36

Until you **** over his daughter and a shooting "accident" happens.

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ccdude14 4

I personally find his behavior atrocious and childish. If he can't trust his daughter to find a good guy and take care of her in a relationship then he obviously didnt raise her right. Threatening violence is a great way to serve jail time. If he was serious tell the cops. No really. Do not be intimidated. He sounds like an asshole

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Dawnstempest 17

@50 Why call the cops first? I'd say stand up for yourself and just tell him to knock off acting like a gradeschool bully. And THEN if he threatens again call the cops.

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dachayke 16

Ask her what she thinks about it and if she agrees then break up and stay the **** away from her.

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lincolnick4 19

Dont worry OP, usually they just want to see if u are serious about the relationship or just playing around.

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Dawnstempest 17

Things like this sicken me. Let's flip it for a moment. If it was some son's parent threatening the same thing to their son's girlfriend saying "Submit to my girlfriends every whim or die" that just seems wrong... Closer to slavery then a relationship I'd say. A relationship is supposed to be about two people who love and trust each other being equals in every way. It isn't supposed to be one side living in complete and object terror of the other... That's abusive, not a good relationship. "Oh God, did I was the dishes before she gets home?! If I don't her Dad will kill me!" As a parent I can understand wanting the best for your kids, but at the same time you should have raised them well enough to know that they will come to you if there's a serious problem with their relationship. You don't need to bully and threaten their partner just to prove you're still a rude person.

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FMLcommenterer 13

So he showed you the bullet for the gun you stole from him so he wouldn't try and threaten you? Genius OP. Pure genius.

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jakerrrbaker 8

Probably just trying to scare you, but be careful... You never know!

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