Intimacy: Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I was...

By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 14:06 - Canada

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I was on their bed having sex with their daughter. FML

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Stacy's Mom

By Anonymous - 26/08/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. It turns out the one day, long before I met my girlfriend, I had a one-night stand with her mother. FML

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By talkssuck - 30/03/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML

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Close-Knit Family

By Bleached_Eyes - 02/04/2018 00:00 - United States - Pikesville

Today, I finally met my girlfriend's family. When it was time for dinner, I was sent upstairs to get her brother. When I walked in, he was laid out on his bed getting a rimjob from his cousin. FML

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Thousand-yard stare

By timiscuous - 20/04/2020 20:00 - New Zealand

Today, I met my girlfriend’s parents for the first time. Her dad killed and skinned a goat in front of me, while staring at me the whole time. FML

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You deserved it 282

Meet the parents

By aj513 - 29/11/2015 01:20 - United States - New Bedford

Today, my girlfriend and I got caught doing it in her parents' bed by her mom. Instead of making me leave, they forced me to stay for dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 06:35 - United States

Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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Living in a bad TV show

By Anonymous - 25/03/2023 14:00

Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. Turns out I had sex with her once about 3 months before I met my girlfriend, and had no idea who she was. She’s been “happily” married to my girlfriend's dad for 25 years. I have no idea what to say or do and it’s awkward, so my girlfriend is getting suspicious. FML

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By KeptMyHandsUp - 17/08/2017 17:15 - United States

Today, I was meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time. She warned me they were a little weird. Right when we walked in the door, her parents were there to greet us...in the nude. Apparently this constitutes as a LITTLE weird. They both hugged me. FML

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You deserved it 353

By Anonymous - 29/02/2012 10:07 - United States

Today, after getting a pat of appreciation from my girlfriend's father for taking it slow, he found me later, in her room, with my head between her thighs. FML

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You deserved it 49 433

littlegolferboy 4

Thursday 1 October 2009 20:27

On their bed? Wow, at least they know you're classy...

kimcachu 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 20:51

you couldn't have sex with her in HER bed?

Comments

Miooow 16

Monday 2 April 2012 9:54

YOU TOTALLY DESERVED IT for having sex on someone else's bed!

rachie434 8

Friday 20 July 2012 21:15

Maybe having sex on their bed wasn't a smart idea

mermaidOFtheSEA 8

Friday 8 February 2013 8:37

lmfao. talk about an awkward situation "

PhishloverA 14

Monday 8 April 2013 2:46

How'd that go?

AdamsNumberOne 16

Tuesday 23 April 2013 4:50

Soo you're lesbian?

Silly_Lilly6969 23

Wednesday 15 May 2013 15:42

On their bed?!?!? OMIGOD you're a ******* retard

VynaVail 12

Monday 15 September 2014 15:41

Been there. Done that. Roles reversed though. Always a fun conversation.

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 8 February 2015 16:10

Was she out to her parents?

fmlalldamnday 8

Thursday 29 October 2015 12:14

I thought this said when you met them they were ******* your girlfriend and I was understandably concerned

dafakeslimshady 12

Monday 4 April 2016 19:37

which one was wearing the strap on?

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