By SheWentCrayola - 17/10/2009 02:04 - United States

Today, I met some guys from my dad's workplace. They told him what a pretty daughter he had, to which he responded, "Nah, it's just shit-loads of makeup." FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 980
You deserved it 7 592

Same thing different taste

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Make a **** video of you with all the guys from his work. And during the video, look at the camera and say "look dad, no makeup!" He'll get the message.

RubixMonkey 0

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One thing I hate about make up: It's nothing more than playing pretend. There's a reason it's called "makeup" - that's a made up you there. You're pretending to be pretty, or at least believe you can only be pretty with shit-loads of makeup. YDI.

Prawn_fml 2

Agreed. Waste of time and money, be who you are. Anyone you're likely to attract by using makeup is bound to be a shallow jerk anyway.

FYL... unless you're Asian. In which case it's just your dad trying not to brag.

To #15: i don't get it.....why would it be "FYL...unless you're Asian"?

Make a **** video of you with all the guys from his work. And during the video, look at the camera and say "look dad, no makeup!" He'll get the message.

he is a daddy, does not want guys looking at his girl get a gripp people, lip gloss could be too much for a daddy

Run to the bathroom and scrub at your raccoon-face! Maybe daddy only believes it's a shit-load of makeup because you wear a tad bit more than his usual peach lipgloss and apricot blush. He's a regular fruit!

rofl raccoon face, i may have to steal that

I enjoy caramel crater face... But raccoon eyes make me want to barf. D:

omgomgomg_ 0

OP, I think it doesn't matter how much makeup you wear as long as you don't let it define who you are, and it looks natural. Love your name, btw :)