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One thing I hate about make up: It's nothing more than playing pretend. There's a reason it's called "makeup" - that's a made up you there. You're pretending to be pretty, or at least believe you can only be pretty with shit-loads of makeup. YDI.
FYL... unless you're Asian. In which case it's just your dad trying not to brag.
To #15: i don't get it.....why would it be "FYL...unless you're Asian"?
Make a **** video of you with all the guys from his work. And during the video, look at the camera and say "look dad, no makeup!" He'll get the message.
AHAHAHAHAH. Fricken awesome. AHAHAHAHAH.
I love you for that comment.
"But I'm just about to get a facial..."
he is a daddy, does not want guys looking at his girl get a gripp people, lip gloss could be too much for a daddy
hahahahaha, wow this is really funny
Run to the bathroom and scrub at your raccoon-face! Maybe daddy only believes it's a shit-load of makeup because you wear a tad bit more than his usual peach lipgloss and apricot blush. He's a regular fruit!
rofl raccoon face, i may have to steal that
I enjoy caramel crater face... But raccoon eyes make me want to barf. D:
Acne scars + Orange foundation.
Oooh, that sounds purdy.
OP, I think it doesn't matter how much makeup you wear as long as you don't let it define who you are, and it looks natural. Love your name, btw :)
Makeup is just gross. YDI.
Shotgun make-up!? I think sooo!
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Make a **** video of you with all the guys from his work. And during the video, look at the camera and say "look dad, no makeup!" He'll get the message.
Do you wear a lot of make up?