By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, I met this really nice guy at the mall and he gave me his number. Later that night, I texted him. We got on the subject of food, and I started talking about how much I love veal. He responded with saying I was supporting animal murder, that I should go to hell and lose his number. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 100
You deserved it 20 651

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Well, I mean, it's not the most politically correct meat on the planet. It seems he may be a vegetarian. You should probably lose his number anyway. I mean, you met him at the mall.

Wow, well if hes going to be like that for not being vegan, not worth your time. I'm vegetarian myself but I realize it's not for everyone.

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Glam_fml 0

What I don't get is that the cow is raised just to be killed anyway, so what difference does it make if it's a baby or older. If I was a cow like that, I would rather be killed young, because I'm sure a lot of the "older" cows don't have too great of lives. 22, I do enjoy eating my cow and pig (and chicken and fish) very much, thank you for asking. Oh, and I would suggest not pushing your views on other people, or else you are going to end up like the crazy guy in the FML - all alone. Oh, and can someone explain to me how it's torture? What they torture baby cows to kill them, but they give the older ones a quick and painless death? I always thought that they killed them both the same way, (hopefully) in a humane way.

I think it's quite ridiculous to say that people who eat veal are murderers and should go to hell. I mean, if you're a vegetarian it's different. But if you're so committed to animal rights and stuff, then don't eat meat at all.

Darth_Taco 14

Screw him, meat is delicious! It's also very good for you :). We were made omnivorous for a reason. We should have both kinds of foods in our diets ideally. Personally, this is how I see it: If you don't want me to criticize you for not being a Christian like me (which I would NEVER do, to each his own.), don't talk shit to me for eating my delicious burgers.

I'm a vegitrian, but it kinda pisses me off when people are assholes about it.

#44 there's a slight difference between a vegetarian and a "vegitrian" :)

Veal = Baby cow. You deserved it, bitch.

MIAMIBITCH_fml 0

To hell with vegetarians, if you ask me.

laurisshnazzy 0

Hmm. So not only is this guy judgmental, but he's also a hypocrite AND a psycho! You pick winners.

I would have probably kept his number just to stalk-text him every time I ate meat for the next couple weeks. Then again I tend to be an asshole with things like that...but yeah...I love meat so I'd find a way to mess with the guy especially with the response he gave. "Mmm I'm eating a burger. It tastes so good. Die cow die and get in my belly"

Chocolate_Chunk 2

Tasty, tasty cow corpse! Death tastes fingerlickin' good, mmh mmmmh.

40 - speciesism? Are you ******* joking me? Give me a break. The day a platypus gets a PhD is the day I give up "speciesism." Why don't you just go play Cranium with some water buffalo. 22 - take it easy big tough. Just because most people would eat meat if they had the choice doesn't mean you have to tell their family to get slaughtered and eaten. Why do vegetarians/vegans have to have this stupid sense of superiority? You're no better than anyone else, and yes, as a matter of fact, I really do enjoy eating pig and cows ass. It's ****** good. Seriously, I don't care if you're vegan or vegetarian or whatever you call yourselves nowadays, but when you throw a retarded label on someone because they eat meat (which is totally natural by the way, other animals eat meat as well. Why don't you get on those animals' cases?) or have some sort of heightened sense of superiority because all you eat is fake meat and veggies, then **** off. I'm not rubbing it in your face that I'm eating a nice tasty double bacon cheeseburger, so how about you stop flaming on me because you're eating a leafy salad. Oh yeah, P.S. ... I had steak for supper tonight and it was god damned delicious.