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By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, I met this really nice guy at the mall and he gave me his number. Later that night, I texted him. We got on the subject of food, and I started talking about how much I love veal. He responded with saying I was supporting animal murder, that I should go to hell and lose his number. FML

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By joybirdnot_13 - 08/07/2009 12:08 - United States

Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 mins. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML

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Well, this is awkward

By Samantha - 29/03/2009 03:14 - Canada

Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML

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By whatdidIdo - 03/09/2011 05:33 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML

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WhySoSassy 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 10:00

Well, I mean, it's not the most politically correct meat on the planet. It seems he may be a vegetarian. You should probably lose his number anyway. I mean, you met him at the mall.

rukiafujioka 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 10:01

Wow, well if hes going to be like that for not being vegan, not worth your time. I'm vegetarian myself but I realize it's not for everyone.

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fash 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 11:15

Better off without him. Text him a photo of yourself eating it. Asshole. You can eat whatever the hell you want!

d33m4n 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 11:16

*give's the guy the finger* jackoff ! (your not missing out girl)

onigiriqueen 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 11:19

#38: I have nothing against emo kids. But you should really get that sand out of your ******. ****, does NOBODY watch South Park? There was an episode about veal, Stan managed to change the word legally from "veal" to "tortured baby cow" and in the process developed Vaginitis, where ******* started to grow all along his body? You all ******* suck. Animals are animals, we eat them, sometimes they eat us. You all need to grow up. Especially you, #38. Get a sense of humor. ****.

Artur_fml 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 11:21

Hey, don't be sad. Not all vegetarians are retards! Go Vegan!

Equinox987 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 11:26

Sounds like you've dodged a bullet there, the guy is lame.

Light_Ty 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 11:26

If everyone was vegan like that...yea. Overpopulation, disease, overpraise, maybe even worship! Natural humans were meant to hunt. And just feel your third tooth on the top row...its spikey for a reason :P

fash 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 11:27

Double post but whatever. For everyone who is having a go at her for her 'controversial' taste in food. Are you the kind of person that protests outside abortion clinics and signs petitions against stem cell research? Are you the kind of person that would knock on doors in your neighbourhood handing out free bibles? How about if you see someone shopping in a certain store: would you run up to the cashier's desk and tell everyone not to buy from a store that uses slave labour? Sure, you might think you're making a difference in your own small way but don't preach to other people about it; it's the most boring thing ever to hear or read. I will reiterate my last statement - you can eat whatever the hell you want. I won't bother you while you're eating your tofu, and I don't expect to be hassled just because I've ordered the veal in a restaurant. It's food. It's cow. It might well be baby cow but these animals are bred purely for us to eat them. They wouldn't even exist.

microfilms 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 11:27

i love my beef bloody. i stay away from veal though. i don't need to eat a slaughtered calf for a little tenderness.

schadenfreudeFTW 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 11:29

dear #50, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speciesism education is the key.

magoo_fml 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 11:32

veal is delicious f*** all this hippy bulls*** were on top for a reason. loose that ******* number already

JackieJackal 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 22:00

Yeah but if you believe in a free country, then you should be mindful with your power and not abuse it, shouldn't you? Maybe I am stronger than some kindergarden kid, but is that a reason to beat it up?