Miscellaneous: Today, I moved into my new college apartment for the next year....

By jkin47 - 04/08/2010 01:44 - United States

Today, I moved into my new college apartment for the next year. A 45 year old guy with a mustache in short shorts and no shirt answers the door. He will be one of my roommates. FML

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By simon - 23/07/2009 22:09 - Canada

Today, I moved into university residence, looking forward to finally being able to come out of the closet. I started chatting with the hot guy moving in next door to me. He said I was cool, and he was glad because he was afraid he'd be living next to a gay guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 226

You deserved it 11 210

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 22:50 - France

Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML

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You deserved it 3 610

By Kingofbosses - 22/08/2013 05:31 - United States

Today, I moved into my university dorm a week before classes start. Everyone kept giving me weird looks as they watched me move my stuff in. Finally, one of my dorm mates asked me if I knew that school had actually started last week. I didn't. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 490

You deserved it 16 556

By Mnm54312 - 04/07/2016 07:19 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I moved into a new apartment. While moving boxes, I ran into my supervisor from work. Guess who lives across the hall. FML

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You deserved it 940

By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 00:01 - United States

Today, I met my new college room-mate. He then introduced me to his imaginary friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2009 20:34 - Canada

Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML

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You deserved it 9 655

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By Ohnowhy - 09/09/2018 18:30

Today, I moved in with my friend and her husband so we can be roommates during school. Today is also the day they decided to get a divorce. It's going to be a long year. FML

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By TooYoungForThis - 03/09/2019 20:00

Today, my father was helping me move into college. When we arrived, the students helping people move in mistook me for one of the parents. I’m 19. FML

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You deserved it 152

By HousemateHorror - 20/11/2017 19:00

Today, I walked into my dorm to find the guy I have feelings for sleeping with my roommate. I signed a lease with them for next year and can't back out now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 263

You deserved it 578

By bdiddy - 11/07/2009 19:50 - United States

Today, I moved in with my brother to save on a swanky apartment. I was skeptical as to how this would work out as we fought a lot as kids. Our first big fight? Whether or not to keep his dorm-style futon complete with Return of the Jedi sheets. He's a 35-yr old physician; I'm a 28-yr old lawyer. FML

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jtag017 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 9:21

hahahahhahah what ******* college are you going to?

defsdgdh 4

Wednesday 4 August 2010 9:20

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LosAngelesSon 8

Wednesday 4 August 2010 9:45

aha have fun! ydi for not meeting him ahead of time!

Lumpy760 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 11:59

Epic picture man

mistired 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 9:47

hey skroal you emo kid. get off FML.

angelhorse11 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 9:49

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE F*** HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

BrookeBabe92 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 9:49

Haha, that sucks, but YDI.

BrookeBabe92 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 9:51

Oops, copied and pasted by accident. Meant to say that that sucks and I would request a new roommate if you could.

ohthebloodygore 16

Wednesday 4 August 2010 10:02

I meant to say that, that sucks.* And, please post your own picture.

ohthebloodygore 16

Wednesday 4 August 2010 10:04

It makes no sense how you said I would request a new roommate if you could. Do you mean 'If I were you, I'd request a new roommate?'

marylovesyou8D 7

Wednesday 4 August 2010 20:40

umm I think she means she would request a new roomate if that was allowed at the college....idk that's what I got from it.

fernandita91 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 9:54

awesome college experience :)

misfitSuperStar 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 9:59

Instant creeper fashion tips!! hahaha Sorry, Op..FYL!!! :(

munecatriste 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 10:03

hehe *devious face* kick him out take all his money (leaving him a hobo) and laugh ;)

linebacker42 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 10:09

beat him up

xcrushh 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 10:10

Oh how lovely<3

_streets_ 19

Wednesday 4 August 2010 10:14

hmm maybe u two can have sexy time ^_^

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