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By Anonymous - 23/07/2012 07:35 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I mowed over a bird while mowing the lawn. It wasn't dead, so I had to mow over it a second time to put it out of its misery. Now there are pieces of dead bird all over my lawn and I can't sleep. FML
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oh_merde 11

This could be a horror movie... Or a game. Angry, zombie birds.

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shnaky_fml 0

I can't believe the bird didn't fly away :o

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perdix 29

The first pass was just an accident, but the second pass made you a murderer. Sleep tight!

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royalsheep 0

What, and you would have just left it there to slowly die rather than quickly putting it out of it's misery?

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perdix 29

No, I'd hire people to mow my lawn for me, so I can stay inside and watch C-SPAN in my underwear, and not deal with death and murder in reality.

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outoftown 26

#29, You have the stomach for a Senate subcommittee hearing, but not death and murder? You may be tougher than you think.

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primadonnagirl 13

You lay your head on your pillow and hear the faint "tweet tweet" of the bird coming back to get you....

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OhDearBetrayal 25

I sense a horror movie in the making.

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DocBastard 38

You didn't even try to wing it and tweet its injuries? I may be crowing here, but running it over a second time was robin it of any chance of survival. You could have at least tried mouth-to-bill resuscitation!

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russfml 31

Are you kidding!? I'm pretty sure the first pass of being run over by a lawn more is enough to say it's done for

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firemedic841 11

ACLS? Advanced Cardinal Life Support?

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

49 - Please enlighten me as to how an Epi-pen and generic Valium would be useful in this situation...

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skyeyez9 24

Was the bird so mangled the first time that it wouldn't survive? I don't think I could have mowed it a second time :(

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JustKittyKat 24

My brother almost ran over a nest of baby rabbits one time... *shudder*

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littlem91 29

Didn't see the "almost" the first time. Somehow, a litter of cute baby rabbits seems worse than a bird.

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nevereyes 31

I laughed so hard when I read this. I love watching maggots wiggle around inside of dead birds. Also I'd give the dead pieces to my kittens to play with.

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MsConfusedd 27

Good one, but cats only like to eat birds because they're fun to catch... When they're alive.

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s0ulslack 20

You don't watch whats in front of the mower while mowing? I hope you don't let your kids outside while your doing lawn work. KEEP CLEAR, I'M GONNA MOW THE LAWN AND TXT 3 FRIENDS @ ONCE

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lilfreckle7 7

it's a bird, stupid. if the grass was tall enough, it would've hidden the bird. think, for once in your life.

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

128- Don't you think that harshness was a little uncalled for? No need to sling insults around.

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miyaviichan 27

All he said was stupid...

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