By shampoomice - 07/08/2013 16:34 - United States - La Porte

Today, I noticed that my new shampoo had an unfamiliar pink color to it. After some investigation, I found a dead mouse that had apparently cut itself on the bottle pump. I've been washing my hair with mouse blood. FML
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SwaggCapone 11

That's nasty! *Cleveland voice*

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47twixbars 13

The only reason I won't give this a smartass reply is because of your profile picture. I could never betray David Tennant.

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HowieDoIt 21

You're doing it wrong, you put mousse in your hair, not mouse.

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Haduken 16

Think on the bright side OP, you can now say that you bathe yourself in the blood of your fallen enemies

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graceinsheepwear 33

You misread the bottle. You thought it said it helps lifeless mousey hair to have more body but it really said it comes with a lifeless mouse body.

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trinhrandy 2

Well, at least your hair is squeaky clean!

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kathryn14 19

Hahahah this sounds like some potion or something

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nnnope 26

quick, someone tell Joel Zimmerman!

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yourmurderscenex 13

I have no idea where you're going with this..

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nnnope 26

it was a joke; to tell Deadmau5 that you've been shampooing with the blood of a dead mouse. I was really just going for the pun.

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