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By Anonymous - 05/05/2014 02:58 - United States - Mount Airy

Today, I once again had to tell one of my elderly patients not to grope me. He responded by throwing his bedpan at me. It was full. FML
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masturdad 11

The fact he needs a bedpan shows that he's too old to grope anything

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foxwasalamb 24

he wants his action and wants it now dammit!

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Nimmrodel 11

That's pretty nasty, just because they're old doesn't mean they can get away with doing that stuff.

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CowTippingDwarfs 21

I can only picture the old guy in the movie Waiting.

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zandalee 19

I salute you OP. Your job is so hard, demanding, and degrading and the pay usually sucks.

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Mimical 3

Last time I checked working as a health care assistant or Lpn pays really well at least in Canada it does 24-32$ an hr as hca. Lpns can make 40-60$

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zandalee 19

In NZ you get paid $13 - $15 an hour!! My daughter works in health care.

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MrsHaxxo 22

I wonder what he was groping, because your gender is not displayed

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RedPillSucks 31

Does OPs gender really matter? Either way, it's unwanted contact. Old or not, male or female, boundaries ought to be respected.

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MrsHaxxo 22

yes you are right. I was just trying to imagine it :p

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Sandsh8rk 36

Why do hard-working people like you cop all of the shit from their patients, you don't deserve that :(

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ArmyDoc 11

Good bowel movements, sexual interest, and getting strength back too. Sounds like he's doing well! Always a silver lining. (:

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dawood_k 27

Give the patient some satisfaction towards their ending!!! Put it out there.

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