Intimacy: Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how...

By Username - 08/07/2011 06:12 - United States

Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how he loves to "make a bitch bend over". We've been dating for 3 years, and haven't made love in several weeks. FML

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Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML

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By bellaboop1990 - 14/07/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, my drunk boyfriend told me he thought of new positions for us to try in bed because it was getting boring. We haven't had sex yet. FML

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jasminea 0

Friday 8 July 2011 16:14

revenge. make sure he can hear you when your talking to someone about how "bad he is in bed" then turn around and break up with him

DudeBTM 8

Friday 8 July 2011 16:20

Maybe he just wants to show off to his friends and make them believe he still has a healthy sex life.

Comments

shamille 5

Saturday 9 July 2011 10:51

he sounds like he's gonna murder someone someday. dump him before it's you.

lisha88 1

Saturday 9 July 2011 11:34

he's cheating

Justicefrombelow 2

Saturday 9 July 2011 11:38

You totally deserve it. Women like you tend to scorn their boyfriend's desire because they're to uptight to enjoy sex, and then wonder why he's not satisfied with just you. Several weeks without sex ? Seriously ? ...

turboextreme 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 12:06

your fault for withholding sex for weeks

ohlalala_fml 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 12:24

its funny how you still call him your boyfriend.

dellsy 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 14:34

He's more than likely cheating... he could be lying, but dont be gulliable and think that because thats what you wanna believe, guys and girls cheat, you should let him hear you telling your friends that you screwed one of his friends, if you wanna actually screw his friend, then throw that in for good measure

PeteElMalo 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 18:50

sorry to break it to you, but you've never "made love" ... you've had sex

DogReypistPANDA 6

Saturday 9 July 2011 20:58

YDI for not having sex for several weeks at a time.

Hostilecorp 3

Saturday 9 July 2011 21:22

What I would do, is get one of your guy friends that will back you up. Tell him that you are leaving him, because that the four inches just aren't cutting it anymore. Then motion to guy friend and make a foot long gesture with hands. For best results, do it in front of his friends.