Intimacy: Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how...

By Username - 08/07/2011 06:12 - United States

Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how he loves to "make a bitch bend over". We've been dating for 3 years, and haven't made love in several weeks. FML

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Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML

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Today, I was lying in bed listening to my neighbors have loud, and what sounded like, enjoyable sex. My boyfriend rolled over and said, "she sounds like fun" before rolling back over and going to sleep. It's been four months. FML

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By lastalittlelonger - 05/12/2009 09:07 - United States

Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2022 12:00

Today, I caught my boyfriend masturbating, again. Meanwhile we haven’t had sex in weeks. FML

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By Sexless4Life - 05/08/2013 18:33 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, I realized that it's been well over a month since my boyfriend has even tried to have sex with me. The last time was our first time, and because he couldn't keep it up, he's too humiliated to accept any of my advances. FML

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By a.baybay - 07/01/2010 06:03 - United States

Today, I noticed that my long distance boyfriend of almost four months only calls me to have phone sex. FML

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By conductingfromthegrave - 01/07/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making out, and about to have sex, when she asked me to "do that thing we did yesterday". We haven't had sex in 6 days. FML

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By zstarr - 14/07/2012 11:15 - United States - Rome

Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML

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By bellaboop1990 - 14/07/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, my drunk boyfriend told me he thought of new positions for us to try in bed because it was getting boring. We haven't had sex yet. FML

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jasminea 0

Friday 8 July 2011 16:14

revenge. make sure he can hear you when your talking to someone about how "bad he is in bed" then turn around and break up with him

DudeBTM 8

Friday 8 July 2011 16:20

Maybe he just wants to show off to his friends and make them believe he still has a healthy sex life.

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bazyx187 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 3:00

don't worry about it, I'm a guy, and we like to bullshit our friends all the time. I'm sure it's nothing.

hkkpjex 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 5:53

I think its time to go ur own seperate ways

robberry 11

Sunday 10 July 2011 7:03

He's so desperate for sex he's making it up. Stop being a horrible woman and make love to him!

je_suis_fml 11

Sunday 10 July 2011 7:03

Finds it absurd that majority vote him a liar oppose to a cheater. Why doubt his words?

je_suis_fml 11

Sunday 10 July 2011 7:03

Finds it absurd that majority vote him a liar oppose to a cheater. Why doubt his words?

Tidge 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 10:54

wonder what else he's said/done in those 3 years

lauralavenderbab 0

Monday 11 July 2011 1:34

he is an ass dump him and give him the ***** hotline

spollywollyolly 3

Monday 11 July 2011 3:53

lol I was telling some chick how good this guy was in bed and his girlfriend walked past, didn't even know he had a girlfriend :/

triggahappydee 0

Monday 11 July 2011 7:28

maybe you should step up your sex game and please him or he wouldnt look elsewhere your obviously not makng him happy

Dreamcatcher619 6

Monday 11 July 2011 8:56

yeah, I don't think he was talking about you...

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