Intimacy: Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how...

By Username - 08/07/2011 06:12 - United States

Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how he loves to "make a bitch bend over". We've been dating for 3 years, and haven't made love in several weeks. FML

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Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2022 12:00

Today, I caught my boyfriend masturbating, again. Meanwhile we haven’t had sex in weeks. FML

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By Sexless4Life - 05/08/2013 18:33 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, I realized that it's been well over a month since my boyfriend has even tried to have sex with me. The last time was our first time, and because he couldn't keep it up, he's too humiliated to accept any of my advances. FML

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By a.baybay - 07/01/2010 06:03 - United States

Today, I noticed that my long distance boyfriend of almost four months only calls me to have phone sex. FML

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By conductingfromthegrave - 01/07/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making out, and about to have sex, when she asked me to "do that thing we did yesterday". We haven't had sex in 6 days. FML

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By zstarr - 14/07/2012 11:15 - United States - Rome

Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML

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By bellaboop1990 - 14/07/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, my drunk boyfriend told me he thought of new positions for us to try in bed because it was getting boring. We haven't had sex yet. FML

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jasminea 0

Friday 8 July 2011 16:14

revenge. make sure he can hear you when your talking to someone about how "bad he is in bed" then turn around and break up with him

DudeBTM 8

Friday 8 July 2011 16:20

Maybe he just wants to show off to his friends and make them believe he still has a healthy sex life.

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jerilyn333a 0

Monday 11 July 2011 11:12

maybe he's a player, or maybe he's the type that just loves impressing his friends. were you with him last night?

xoBeliebersxo 1

Monday 11 July 2011 15:03

ummm .... dump him.

lolwtfwasthat 0

Monday 11 July 2011 18:53

dump his ass I can't stand cheaters

yo_bro_hoe 5

Monday 11 July 2011 20:56

maybe he's just trying to impress his friends? you know guys they always have to be better than each other...

bachmed 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 12:16

your a bad gf if you hadn't had sex in 3 weeks

ayyyme 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 1:32

dang :/ I feel you pain

OhWowThatSucks4U 2

Wednesday 13 July 2011 3:00

dont worry about that. us guys say shit like that all the time amd its almost always not true.

Jay_jack 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 3:27

Someone is cheating

SumGayGai 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 6:21

how about putting out more often than every 3 weeks. Christ I'd cheat on you too

MaskedGuardian 3

Saturday 16 July 2011 20:44

i think 9 is right. But i also think u should say the same thing about 'making a bitch bend over' when he's in earshot :)

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