By lilly1105 - 15/07/2013 13:19 - United States - Clemson

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Today, I placed a Bible app next to an app I use for porn, in the hope that it will encourage me to watch less porn. I'm a girl. FML
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lilly1105 10

Y'all made me laugh and rethink my **** watching, thanks!

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Welshite 39

I can't wait until you go to church and open up the wrong app by accident.

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Karlijn22 5

Is there an app for ****? Where can i get it?

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lolfood 24

What does being a girl have to do with anything? Girls are allowed to watch ****, too.

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laxbrosive 4

haven't you heard the new law? they made it illegal. women are not allowed to enjoy life under law

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Zomg_Okay 26

Unless you're thinking about **** pretty much constantly, to the point where it interferes with important stuff like work, school, etc. then there isn't a problem with it.

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Ryodin 11

The bible doesn't speak against _women_ having a little private time. They just oppose you having too many ... ah... toys.

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MerrikBarbarian 9

Based on what lines? I don't recall any talk of sex toys in the bible. Would have made bible study way more interesting. Egyptian myth mentions the first ***** and cleopatra invented the first (very risky) vibrator... So yeah they existed then... But I don't remember any in the bible

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ottokat 15

So? Just because you're a girl doesn't mean you have any less sexual needs than the next person. Girls are exprcted to be so much more virtuous. Bullshit!

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Kiki242 19

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tabbydionysis 18

And you can't just delete the app? Problem solved! Well, mostly.

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shelbaroonian 3

OvercomingPornography.org is a church-run website that has a lot of helpful resources you might be interested in. Check it out.

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swedeNix 13

Why stop? If u like To watch, just watch. I was like that too, but now i prefer doin it myself, instead of just watching:)

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jassy_thoxx 10

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Obey_StudBoii 23

you aren't the only one.

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thatnucca 36

Well, embrace your inner freak and pray you become Mary Magdalene in the end...

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