By lilly1105 - 15/07/2013 13:19 - United States - Clemson

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Today, I placed a Bible app next to an app I use for porn, in the hope that it will encourage me to watch less porn. I'm a girl. FML
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lilly1105 10

Y'all made me laugh and rethink my **** watching, thanks!

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Welshite 39

I can't wait until you go to church and open up the wrong app by accident.

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Karlijn22 5

Is there an app for ****? Where can i get it?

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klong91 7

There's not wrong with being a girl who watches ****.

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Thestem 6

u hang in there, dog heals everything

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canupls 6

@37 I assume u meant God? But if not that'd be a pretty cool dog.

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CaptMacLeod 45

As a dyslexic agnostic, I have spent many a night pondering the existence of Dog.

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colvindj 22

Right, cause only perverted guys watch **** -_-

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olpally 32

Using a bible app to relieve you from going to the **** app? Seems like that will fail horribly.. Especially If they're right next to each other. Haha.

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Callyn 47

She could read Song of Solomon. It's pretty pornographic. OP, don't feel bad. **** is normal, even for girls. Don't be ashamed of your sex drive.

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horneyhic 15

That song is hypocritical in that its the one place in the bible premarital sex is condoned

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NewYorkMexPR 14

Yes guys , girls do watch **** too

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gotmilkido 10

What's wrong with that !! Girls like **** !

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QueenOrangeSoda 21

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VanillaButterfly 14

I don't think she mentioned that she was a girl for attention. The way I read it she said it because she bought into the whole "girls aren't supposed to watch ****" idea and it made her feel worse so it adds to her fml.

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Aero_x 21

One: OP didn't have to mention her sex because the FML clearly shows her gender symbol , as most FML do unless chosen to be hidden when submitted. Two: the fact that OP mentioned she was a girl just reflects upon her self conscious belief that it is shameful for girls to like **** so much. Three: You lack respect and ignorance has fried your judgement. Remember #47, when you assume, you make an ASS out of YOU and ME.

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QueenOrangeSoda 21

I'm sorry. I've just been through similar things, so I thought it was like my situation, when turns out it might not be. Also, notice that I said "sounds like." It SOUNDS LIKE what I think it is, but may not actually be what I think it is.

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randm_dude 9

Nothing wrong with a girl watching ****. I would be more critical about the religious app. BUt on second thought they have so much in common. Both pretend there's awesome stuff out there. Or how many guys have run into two girls making out and invited you to join...

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Aero_x 21

Well hey. I'm a girl. I love God. And I love ****. I don't find this conflicting at all, I mean I certainly don't pray while I molest myself. Duh.

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Zen_Mei 17

I pray after and ask for forgiveness

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