Intimacy: Today, I placed a Bible app next to an app I use for porn, in... - FML

By lilly1105 - 15/07/2013 13:19 - United States - Clemson

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Today, I placed a Bible app next to an app I use for porn, in the hope that it will encourage me to watch less porn. I'm a girl. FML

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lilly1105 10

Monday 15 July 2013 23:47

Y'all made me laugh and rethink my **** watching, thanks!

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Welshite 39

Monday 15 July 2013 18:55

I can't wait until you go to church and open up the wrong app by accident.

Karlijn22 5

Monday 15 July 2013 18:57

Is there an app for ****? Where can i get it?

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MadisonDerp 16

Monday 15 July 2013 20:31

I'm a girl, who also watches a lot of ****. *Brofist*

Mc8005 9

Tuesday 16 July 2013 10:14

...now kiss...

nanner42 13

Monday 15 July 2013 20:34

We have a lot in common haha

honestyslife 9

Monday 15 July 2013 20:36

Being "a girl" has nothing to do with it.

katamine 17

Monday 15 July 2013 20:36

Girls watch **** too! Don't be embarrassed it's normal girls just don't talk about it as much as guys!

dermor 3

Monday 15 July 2013 20:37

alright, Bible ****!

jw90 18

Monday 15 July 2013 20:39

Haha and I thought guys were bad with **** addictions.

taurosx3 2

Monday 15 July 2013 20:43

A girl that watches ****? Never heard of it. But I like it.

Epikouros 31

Monday 15 July 2013 20:50

If you think the bible is the opposite of ****, you haven't read it very well. There were no smartphones when I went to church, so when I was bored during a long sermon, I read about incest and gang rape in the book of Genesis.

interesting33 36

Tuesday 16 July 2013 1:20

where is gang rape? And was the Bible condoning it do you think?

YooperTransplant 8

Tuesday 16 July 2013 4:46

Lot was supposedly one the most righteous man in Sodom. So a crowd of strangers comes to his door wanting to gang rape his guests. What does he do? 6 Lot went out to the men at the entrance, shut the door after him, 7 and said, “I beg you, my brothers, do not act so wickedly. 8 Behold, I have two daughters who have not known any man. Let me bring them out to you, and do to them as you please. Only do nothing to these men, for they have come under the shelter of my roof.” Not the guests, please! Here, gang rape my daughters, that's far preferable to breaking the trust of guests! says the most righteous man in the city, the one that God chooses to save from its destruction. The Bible is *not* a moral guidebook. It's a cesspit.

_TheAtheist_ 10

Tuesday 16 July 2013 6:29

Don't you just love the sheep who cite the Bible as proof of their morality? It's stunning.

Mc8005 9

Tuesday 16 July 2013 10:11

Now I'm thinking of the "Game of Thrones" red wedding...

monnanon 13

Monday 15 July 2013 21:01

the only fml here is that you have pointed out you are a girl. how does that make watching **** worse?

PhilosoraptrH8sU 4

Monday 15 July 2013 21:06

you sound like my girlfriend....lol

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