If that's true you shouldn't be saying that dude. That's just not okay

I created an account here just to say that I pretty much love that Mean Girls reference.

i just wish we could all get along like we did in middle school i wish that i could bake a cake made out of rainbows and smiles and we'd all eat it and be happy SHE DOESNT EVEN GO HERE do you even go to this school no i just have alot of feelings

Cady: Oh, god. Janis: You dirty little liar! Cady: I'm sorry, I can explain. Janis: Explain how you forgot to invite us to your party? Damian: Janis, I cannot stop this car. I have a curfew. Cady: You know I couldn't invite you. I had to pretend to be plastic. Janis: Hey, buddy, you're not pretending anymore. You're plastic. Cold, shiny, hard plastic. Damian: Curfew, 1:00 AM, it is now 1:10. Janis: Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each others awesomeness? Cady: You know what? You're the one who made me like this so you could use me for your 8th grade revenge! Janis: God! See, at least me and Regina George know we're mean! You try to act so innocent like, "Oh, I use to live in Africa with all the little birdies, and the little monkeys!" Cady: You know what! It's not my fault you're like, in love with me, or something! Janis: What? Damian: Oh, no, she did not! Janis: See? That's the thing with you plastics. You think everybody is in love with you when actually, everybody HATES you! Like, Aaron Samuels, for example, he broke up with Regina and guess what? He still doesn't want you! So why are you still messing with Regina, Cady? I'll tell you why, because you are a mean girl! You're a bitch! Here. You can have this. It won a prize. [Damian drives away with Janis, yelling out the window] Damian: And I want my pink shirt back! I want my pink shirt back! THIS HAS GONE WAY TOO FAR =DDDDD

#124, I love you.

Okay, this comment made my night. I'm off to watch Mean Girls for the hundredth time.

#124, I'd like to think you wrote all that out from memory. "We gotta crack Gretchen Wieners. We crack Gretchen and we crack the lock on Regina's whole dirty history" "Say crack again" "Crack!" ... "Why were you talking to Janis Ian?" "I don't know, I mean, she's so weird, she just came up to me and started talking to me about crack." What? There's an FML on this page? I didn't even notice.

Yes, Straight from memory. =) Argh, I have nooooo life!

Cheers, dude, cheers. People (albeit few and far-between) keep on assuming they were dating when his phrasing CLEARLY dictates otherwise. When I first read his FML I was looking for a way to find a real FML for the situation, but I guess I wasn't looking from the right perspective. And that's where YOU come in; there is no FML for him, but HER on the otherhand... well she may have a potential lawsuit on her hands.

If she said yes, then why would he be posting here though?

While that would make more sense as in "I could imagine someone doing that one more", the wording is highly suggestive of the way everyone else is thinking about it. He doesn't say that he's been dating her, but that he's been in love with her (common FML-speak for a crush) and his chosen location isn't one special to them as a couple, but it's where he "first laid eyes on her".

facebook does not equal life. Who cares if she did not write about your engagement on there? facebook is not the best way to tell people you are engaged. She probably would want to tell people in person first.