Love: Today, I proposed to a girl I'd been in love with for 6 years....

By JackOLantern - 13/07/2009 20:16 - Satellite Provider

Today, I proposed to a girl I'd been in love with for 6 years. I filled the balcony of the building where I'd first laid eyes on her with innumerable roses and, under the starlit sky, I did it. She later posted on facebook 'OMG. This geek I knew from high school did the FUNNIEST thing today'. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2024 05:00 - United States - Maryland Heights

Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 00:02

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML

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By -bird-poop- - 10/10/2009 12:52 - Germany

Today, I finally plucked up the courage to propose to my girlfriend of 7 months. I took her out to the park where we had our first kiss, I got down on one knee, and before I could say, "Will you marry me?" a bird shat on my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2017 23:15

Today, I married the beautiful girl I’ve been in love with since we were both 6 years old. By married, I mean I performed the marriage ceremony as the vicar and watched her smile and kiss her arsehole boyfriend, now husband, right in front of me. FML

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By LukeSkywalker - 23/12/2011 16:38 - United States

Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of four years through a speech that took me three weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2011 05:38 - Canada

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

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By cathugger - 16/08/2019 16:00

Today, I decided to confess my feelings and perform a love song I'd written for my crush during an open mic night. He was there - he also took the opportunity to declare his love to his on-off girlfriend, get down on one knee and propose to her. She said yes. FML

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Dream proposal

By groomfail - 02/03/2009 01:41 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, whom I'm madly in love with, by having a plane fly over her house spelling "Marry me Abby?" After seeing it, she locked herself in her room and cried for hours, exclaiming that this wasn't how she wanted to be proposed to. I'd invited my entire family. FML

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By damn it rose - 31/05/2014 13:40 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML

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netfreak 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:37

I'm confused. Were you two at least going out?

fractal47 2

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:38

Were you two dating at all? Or did you just decide to propose out of nowhere with no prior relationship history?

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zee209 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 4:06

I'm assumuing you weren't even dating, since she said "some geek from high school". In that case, that's creepy. Really creepy. Some random guy she knew from highschool just randomly proposed to her without any prior relationship history...Seriously? Think before you act, moron. YDI big time.

thisissome 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 4:07

I am so with #113 on this one...spill!

jollyholly414 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 4:08

aaaww! I'm sorry. that wasn't very nice of her. you did a very sweet thing. :)

kirby1026 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 4:10

she could mean geek in a cute way..?

iEuphorical 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 4:14

She wasn't even your girlfriend? You hadn't even been on a date? Are you.. stupid?

Anon98WithCake 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 4:15

I agree your life sucks. I mean to be so dumb as to do that....well....it makes me quit believing in natural selection. Cause if your that dumb, you should be dumb enough to forget to breath. Yet your alive and posting about your sorry excuse for a life....I pity you...I truly do.

rockonCB4 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 4:17

um.. did you date her?

4440123 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 4:20

were you even dating her

thelonelylurker 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 4:22

I think you meant: I proposed to the girl I was stalking for 6 years with an over-the-top romantic gesture (of course, it was a total surprise since she didn't know me that well at all). She did not reciprocate her feelings and later posted a rather snide remark on facebook. FML.

crackberrie 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 4:24

buddy u definitely deserved this one. sorry that you got your feelings hurt but who the heck proposes to someone they weren't even dating (well, at least in your post, you didn't indicate that you were dating her). you should be glad she used "funny" to describe that moment cause there are a lot more adjectives out there that also could've been used to describe what you did that are a lot less friendly