Love: Today, I proposed to a girl I'd been in love with for 6 years....

By JackOLantern - 13/07/2009 20:16 - Satellite Provider

Today, I proposed to a girl I'd been in love with for 6 years. I filled the balcony of the building where I'd first laid eyes on her with innumerable roses and, under the starlit sky, I did it. She later posted on facebook 'OMG. This geek I knew from high school did the FUNNIEST thing today'. FML

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Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 00:02

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML

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By -bird-poop- - 10/10/2009 12:52 - Germany

Today, I finally plucked up the courage to propose to my girlfriend of 7 months. I took her out to the park where we had our first kiss, I got down on one knee, and before I could say, "Will you marry me?" a bird shat on my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2017 23:15

Today, I married the beautiful girl I’ve been in love with since we were both 6 years old. By married, I mean I performed the marriage ceremony as the vicar and watched her smile and kiss her arsehole boyfriend, now husband, right in front of me. FML

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By LukeSkywalker - 23/12/2011 16:38 - United States

Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of four years through a speech that took me three weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2011 05:38 - Canada

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

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By cathugger - 16/08/2019 16:00

Today, I decided to confess my feelings and perform a love song I'd written for my crush during an open mic night. He was there - he also took the opportunity to declare his love to his on-off girlfriend, get down on one knee and propose to her. She said yes. FML

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By groomfail - 02/03/2009 01:41 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, whom I'm madly in love with, by having a plane fly over her house spelling "Marry me Abby?" After seeing it, she locked herself in her room and cried for hours, exclaiming that this wasn't how she wanted to be proposed to. I'd invited my entire family. FML

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By damn it rose - 31/05/2014 13:40 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML

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netfreak 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:37

I'm confused. Were you two at least going out?

fractal47 2

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:38

Were you two dating at all? Or did you just decide to propose out of nowhere with no prior relationship history?

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Chocolate2991 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:59

what the hell? you didn't mention anything about going out so i'm kind of confused...

harmony88 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 2:00

Everyone is missing the real point here..... he has satellite internet! Which, of course, might solidify the case that he *is* indeed the geek she mentioned on facebook.

ghadir 2

Tuesday 14 July 2009 2:13

it means he's an alien haha

portablecupid 3

Tuesday 14 July 2009 2:03

due to the fact she referred to you as "this geek from highschool", im going to assume that a) you werent dating and b) you hadnt even spoken since you graduated. based on these assumptions, im going to say that youre an abnormally creepy dude, and that if i was her, i would get a restraining order. i suggest you google relationships and do a little research about how they work, because youve made it clear that you dont possess the same instincts in regards to human relationships as normal people.

_pk_ 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 2:06

Wait. So that means she wasn't even your girlfriend? In that case, YDI :S

RuralNinja 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 2:09

This is written way too vague to really pass judgment on. From how its written it doesn't sound like you were even going out, but 41 raised a good point about her just being a calloused bitch. But, from the natural interpretation of it, I say YDI.

tranekfny 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 2:09

did she say yes

cramazing 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 2:09

u probably didnt notice [since u r a geek] that doing that is really creepy

premiermois 5

Tuesday 14 July 2009 2:25

hahaha this ^^^^^

ziqi92 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 2:12

were u even dating her? i'd say epic fail for proposing to someone whom u were simply in love with. sounds like she hardly knew u.

scorpiogirl666 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 2:13

how do you even know she was talking about you?

karstark 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 2:13

Dude, did you just propose out of the blue? Because I would be so ******* creeped out if a random guy I knew in high school proposed to me. Were you even dating her?