Love: Today, I proposed to a girl I'd been in love with for 6 years....

By JackOLantern - 13/07/2009 20:16 - Satellite Provider

Today, I proposed to a girl I'd been in love with for 6 years. I filled the balcony of the building where I'd first laid eyes on her with innumerable roses and, under the starlit sky, I did it. She later posted on facebook 'OMG. This geek I knew from high school did the FUNNIEST thing today'. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2024 05:00 - United States - Maryland Heights

Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML

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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML

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By -bird-poop- - 10/10/2009 12:52 - Germany

Today, I finally plucked up the courage to propose to my girlfriend of 7 months. I took her out to the park where we had our first kiss, I got down on one knee, and before I could say, "Will you marry me?" a bird shat on my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2017 23:15

Today, I married the beautiful girl I’ve been in love with since we were both 6 years old. By married, I mean I performed the marriage ceremony as the vicar and watched her smile and kiss her arsehole boyfriend, now husband, right in front of me. FML

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By LukeSkywalker - 23/12/2011 16:38 - United States

Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of four years through a speech that took me three weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2011 05:38 - Canada

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

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By cathugger - 16/08/2019 16:00

Today, I decided to confess my feelings and perform a love song I'd written for my crush during an open mic night. He was there - he also took the opportunity to declare his love to his on-off girlfriend, get down on one knee and propose to her. She said yes. FML

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By groomfail - 02/03/2009 01:41 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, whom I'm madly in love with, by having a plane fly over her house spelling "Marry me Abby?" After seeing it, she locked herself in her room and cried for hours, exclaiming that this wasn't how she wanted to be proposed to. I'd invited my entire family. FML

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By damn it rose - 31/05/2014 13:40 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML

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netfreak 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:37

I'm confused. Were you two at least going out?

fractal47 2

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:38

Were you two dating at all? Or did you just decide to propose out of nowhere with no prior relationship history?

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IOwnedYou 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:50

That makes no sense. So you asked her to marry you, yet you weren't going out? And how are you positive she was talking about you?

itsgen 16

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:51

wow you over react yeaa like she was talking about you!!!! dude you dnt know that for a fact

coopert28 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:52

so im guessing she said no

Nevrmore 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:52

I'm pretty sure that the "Geek from high school" isn't him, he's just depressed that she found something some guy she barely knew to be more worthy of her status than him proposing to her.

jeanniner 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:53

ummm.... why would you propose to her if you weren't dating?? I really don't get this.

av232 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:54

with a reaction like that i assume you weren't dating...ever. so why would you propose to someone you weren't even in a relationship with? that's not romantic, that's messed up!

unlucky_number13 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:54

this is confusing. haha sounds like a bs fml....

dyingstart 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 9:51

Yeah...I don't even know what to vote for this one :/

samusfox 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:54

OP please reply and clarify the situation for us. We're yall dating or not? Did she say yes?

Crzy_EyesSunrise 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:56

That's horrible! That's really cute, though I hope that you had been going out or something, because randomly proposing to her is...well, that's a bad move. Anyways, the real kicker is that she didn't realize that you would get that message? What is it with people these days posting things on facebook that will come back to you (especially when it concerns you!) maybe you weren't the geek? Unless she explained the situation...Hmm. Sorry, man, but if she did that in the first place, she's got no place in your life, that, at least, is my opinion.

bexox 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 2:18

She probably didn't care that he would see it. Maybe she even wanted him to so that he'd get the message that he's a creeper. Harsh, yes, but maybe she did.

wroughtinfire 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:56

Ya know, it's a long shot, but she could have just *referred* to him as "the geek from high school," and really had been dating him for a while. So, F his life. That is about the longest shot I think I've ever taken.