Love: Today, I proposed to a girl I'd been in love with for 6 years....

By JackOLantern - 13/07/2009 20:16 - Satellite Provider

Today, I proposed to a girl I'd been in love with for 6 years. I filled the balcony of the building where I'd first laid eyes on her with innumerable roses and, under the starlit sky, I did it. She later posted on facebook 'OMG. This geek I knew from high school did the FUNNIEST thing today'. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2024 05:00 - United States - Maryland Heights

Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 00:02

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML

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By -bird-poop- - 10/10/2009 12:52 - Germany

Today, I finally plucked up the courage to propose to my girlfriend of 7 months. I took her out to the park where we had our first kiss, I got down on one knee, and before I could say, "Will you marry me?" a bird shat on my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2017 23:15

Today, I married the beautiful girl I’ve been in love with since we were both 6 years old. By married, I mean I performed the marriage ceremony as the vicar and watched her smile and kiss her arsehole boyfriend, now husband, right in front of me. FML

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By LukeSkywalker - 23/12/2011 16:38 - United States

Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of four years through a speech that took me three weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2011 05:38 - Canada

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

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By cathugger - 16/08/2019 16:00

Today, I decided to confess my feelings and perform a love song I'd written for my crush during an open mic night. He was there - he also took the opportunity to declare his love to his on-off girlfriend, get down on one knee and propose to her. She said yes. FML

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By groomfail - 02/03/2009 01:41 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, whom I'm madly in love with, by having a plane fly over her house spelling "Marry me Abby?" After seeing it, she locked herself in her room and cried for hours, exclaiming that this wasn't how she wanted to be proposed to. I'd invited my entire family. FML

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By damn it rose - 31/05/2014 13:40 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML

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netfreak 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:37

I'm confused. Were you two at least going out?

fractal47 2

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:38

Were you two dating at all? Or did you just decide to propose out of nowhere with no prior relationship history?

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musiclife_fml 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 2:14

YDI if you weren't in a relationship with her, which it sounds like, or FYL if you were in one. Either way, nice poetry in this one

jujubes88 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 2:14

I'm hoping that girl in question submitted her own FML. Moderators, let's get that shit up on this site. If she wasn't his gf, we can all message OP on how not to be one of those creepy geeks from high school that we all used to know.

musiclife_fml 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 2:15

YDI if you weren't in a relationship with her, which it sounds like, or FYL if you were in one. Either way this entry is very poetic LOL

luckyducky123 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 2:16

Okay, so from what I understand, you two were never dating. One day you just decided "Oh, Im going to propose to this girl I've been in love with for 6 years" Yeah.. YDI.

I_am_stupid_also 6

Tuesday 14 July 2009 2:18

Their special spot is where he first laid eyes on her. In love with her for six years. No mention of doing anything together. Creepy as hell.

snowsock 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 2:20

Wait, wait, wait...You asked someone who you weren't even FRIENDS with, to marry you? You fail dude.

Flounder 2

Tuesday 14 July 2009 2:21

You ARE a loser if you weren't even dating

iloveyoulosers 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 2:24

was she even your girlfriend? because if not, then ew, you deserve it, you slimy little creep!

testing_fml 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 2:25

doesn't sound like you ever were together...you really thought acting like a crazy stalker geek who never dared to tell her his feelings before he proposed to her could get a yes for an answer? you gotta get to grip with the fact that this "everlasting" love existed only in your head all those years, and she probably doesn`t even know your name...

ithedarkknight 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 2:25

you dont get any sympathy your loser and pathetic for doing that for someone you obviously wasnt dating or dont even know get a life!!!!!!! try dating someone first idiot nothing else comes to mind to call you for your DOUCHEBAGGERY!