By unlovedfatty - 16/12/2010 01:01 - United States

Today, I reactivated my Facebook account, having not used it for three months. My "friends" didn't realize this. According to their recent status updates, I'm disgustingly fat, have a hook nose, and I'm secretly hated. FML
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italiangurrl 8

well...I guess sometimes ignorance is bliss, although I'd rather know who I can and cannot trust. to hell with them. lol

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Comments

Ismellwin 0

you have stupid "friends". Why would you post that on facebook? It's bound to get back to you one way or another.

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lovelyllama3 0

some "friends" ya got there. You should write awful things on your statuses about them.

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HaileyHAVOC 0

an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.

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FantasticFin 0

that would just take you down to their level. maybe try to be the bigger person and leave it.

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ScreamAimFire 0

eww eye for a eye? a punch in the face puts a person in place :)

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that_guy_ollie 0

if the whole world is blind you could do anything :D

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talun 10

It's not fun if you can do anything. Things get boring.

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hkgirl89 8

who cares? maybe they're jealous...they're obviously talking about you, which means you're on their minds!!

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goodgood_fml 5

FB is overrated. Try getting out and meeting folks. There's somebody for everybody.

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TheNewGuy03 28

ah, nothing beats the company of real people. facebook = the unsocial network. |the kid|

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mbeasley14 0

Facebook drools and myspace rules!!!

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ShadyFTW1 0

You seem to drool as well.

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unluckybastard18 0

who uses myspace anymore

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Daddymo 14

Diet & Exercise might help. You have the confidence to make better friends as well.

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addisonsmom 0

real friends except you for who you are on the inside not the outside. ditch your so called 'friends', you can do and deserve better than that.

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Amgnowai 0

Accept and except are two different words. :|

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WillKill4Beer 0

Go slay some of that bacon off your back, get a nose job and stop your crying!! Fix yourself!!

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gintori 0

why would they talk poorly about you on their statuses? weird...

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